Zenigundam

I'm glad you admitted that you're a virgin at the very least.

naraku, you're a virgin.

I know I'm double replying to this, but it's just SO misinformed. What happened is that the cuties shunned me for those lesser betas only to run out of the bedroom screaming because of the tiny pen0rs, and, realizing what a stupid mistake it was, were afraid to come back to OKC because I would call them out on their awful decision making abilities, but now if they're back just because I'm IP banned, the shame is oh so strong and they're damaged goods. This is why I need to get my hands on these hotties before these beta retards with their wack ass pulled back hairstyles ruin the diamonds. WTF is wrong with girls making such poor decisions lol, at least there have been a couple of hotties who chose me first before being lead into the illusion that would damage them forever. I'll fix this stupid problem, trust that my g!!

Don't call me a pest, I'm a big time problem!!

I'm scary and badass, but mostly an alpha male who the hot chicks love immensely and fantasize about.

Don't lie on my name, dawg.

Agreed, the mods and ladies there generally need frequent reality checks.

We're not talking about the rating of the girls you date.

More single women than ever before according to a USA Today article

Can't have that happening since I promised the UEMB that my progeny would carry on my legacy here.

Not at all. The rules of kissing are so arbitrary, especially since hot girls are fake

<3 <3 <3

I'm thinking about doing it right now

Well since you don't take the bus, what if a guy starts bobbing his head to whatever music you have on and leans in to smoothly kiss you through the open window?

You need to be more open-minded.

I was IP banned from OkCupid for asking this question to a dodgy, promiscuous woman.

I was feeling this way yesterday. I wanted to give her a hickey and make out with her, but I'm worried about my bench warrant.

I've laid out the essential blueprint for both dating them and exposing their inherent flaws when they don't live up to the hype. Bear in mind that I've always broken up with them, and not the other way around. Read my threads, posts, and books about this subject and soak in all of the invaluable knowledge that I have to offer you. I have single women figured out.

It's called getting a girlfriend

Always 5 days sadly, work isn't what I wanna do tbh

I posted it, but I have to lay low for a while.

I hate that I can't even be aggressive anymore! The legal system is trying to keep a strong lone wolf alpha male warrior in containment, yeah how'd that work out in jurassic park

Why must they do so much ignoring?! If I check their inboxes, I bet there'll be some outgoing messages to other people!!

OkCupid, and don't let them ignore you. Friends listen to each other.

I'm not supposed to interact with law enforcement at the present time. They basically served me with a restraining order for not coming to court, so I don't know why she'd try to get me involved with people I'm supposed to avoid for now, other than being a troublesome girl who saw it happen in a romcom.