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Zenigundam

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  1. Bro do you even sex
  2. Take... these broken wings... and learn to fly again, learn to live so free!
  3. take forever to heal. Remember this. Always remember this. If somebody breaks your door, the door can replaced within minutes, but if you break his heart... </3</3</3
  4. You really are a polarizing character, but don't worry about it. As the most popular guy on the internet, you have my vote of confidence.
  5. Penguin, I'm gonna tell you what everybody else isn't telling you: YOU'RE WEIRD. There's no convincing taking place, it's a statement of facts. I bet you look ten times before you cross a random side street in a quiet, suburban neighborhood.
  6. But I have a family party coming up at 4, so I'm not even going to bother going to this hot brunette's house, just so I can rush back home, take a shower, and get ready. I've got my priorities straight, and I don't see the point in working up a sweat just to be timely for the family gathering.
  7. But armadillos make good pets
  8. Merry Christmas, but I do get a little sensitive about being called a freak because the last time that happened it led to a chase in an Applebee's parking lot!!! ??
  9. You watch way too much anime.
  10. Because those men are lone wolf alpha male warriors and will win the hot blonde supermodel prize in the end. ???
  11. Sounds like fam to me as well
  12. I've always noticed, but it's particularly funny right now that I'm drunk. Con Air, Windtalkers, World Trade, this guy is so bad at trying to emulate the sounds of the times and places his characters are supposed to come from lol. He's only been good when he plays some subdued, laconic, under the radar character. Yeah... And now he's old so the end.
  13. So we're fam then.
  14. Lol yeah Viper definitely broke a few things around the basement while typing up that one. ?
  15. What a cornball. Smh
  16. Lol, you had your first alcoholic beverage at 27.
  17. and throwing up mad bile on the bus sucks. But being alive, being drunk, and feeling in control when talking to attractive women rocks.
  18. Depends on if I'm really drunk and go to a party, but right now I think I'll be really drunk and staying at home.
  19. There are plenty of great things here, also lurking is creeeeeeeeeppppyyyyyyy
  20. Well girls need to offer something if they wanna get with me.
  21. My vacation was voluntary, and I'm a master stud on OKC, get all the hot girls whenever I choose to log in, which gets boring to me. *yawn*
  22. I'm fast and I'm blue. *music plays*
  23. Same, that's why I can't post in the pic thread anymore
  24. I do everything. ?
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