Zenigundam

I'm such an alpha... Wow that was badass...

Zenigundam, your future boyfriend ?

Jingai, please watch your mouth. I don't want anybody to get hurt tonight... ?

That's ghostrek.

What's wrong with the young bucks?

Watch your mouth, man. "grabs by neck* ?

Viper, please don't give any advice here. You were IP banned on NodeBB, and probably should have met the same fate on Lithium.

Bro, you're overthinking this...

Not really, but the students are starting to suspect that I drink and are being very loud about it. If the teacher buys into their nonsensical talk, then we might have a problem. Give my post a sad smiley just like you did to mumbo's post, and show me that you love me... in many ways...

They invested so much hope into you, and there you were downing 32 oz cans of MBI on lunch break, thinking you could mask the smell of malt liquor with a pack of peppermint gum.

Dude, I don't want to jump on you in these hard times, but you've really gotta stop drinking on the job. The alchy did you in. ?

Well the internet's mostly nerds and non-athletes, so yeah, but that's a bold statement coming from someone who was taken out for the season in a beer league hockey game.

Didn't get he get crushed and end up on crutches?

Reddit isn't tough at all.

And sadly he's been overlooked over the years, it's like some dweeb with no social skills thinking that Kate Upton is a sidepiece.

Ugh.... yeah....

If the driver is a hot girl, I'm going to give her a tip and work some game since I've had plenty of smooth booze to drink today to bring out my true lone wolf nature.

Searching up waiter-customers fights over tips on YouTube right now, just to make sure this stuff doesn't actually happen

Just ordered a half pepperoni, half extra cheese pizza and some BBQ wings with that $5.99 for each coupon, but they charge $4 for delivery, which is ridiculous, so when they deliver it to me, I'll swoop in and pick up my boxes while my facial expression says, "Hold on, sir, here's your tip", but I'll actually just sprint up the steps to my house with the pizza and wing boxes in hand, knowing that I already paid them more than enough with the $17.04 I charged to my card online. Yeah... yeah... alpha... hardcore... alpha...

Cannabis is a drug, Viper.

You really need to stop with the keyboard warrior shtick. We all know you can't stop a true alpha if he wants to take your lunch money and sit down at the cool kids table with the hot girl you've been daydreaming about since freshman year so that he can make her laugh all while donning his badass school football jersey since he's the starting quarterback.

What are you even talking about?

I've seen that commercial, and I don't have an addiction. It's called being a badass lone wolf alpha male warrior social drinker.

I might have to take the day off from drinking, especially since I go back to work tomorrow and average four 32 oz. cans of malt liquor a day on workdays. Ugh... I hate taking days off from drinking because I get really saaaaaddddd!

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