Zenigundam

Should I tip them? I'm eating in.

What's there to be confused about? It's been such a long time since I was a virgin and I've gotten so many hot girls in bed that I forget what life was like before then.

You learn something knew every day. I'm glad that you admitted that you were wrong.

Ummmm tbe Patriots are winning... ??

The Patriots because they're dominant just like me.

And that's who I am- the master. And that's who I'll always be... ?

Umm, why did you copy me and join OKC? Everybody's trying to be like me all of a sudden, all of these new members joining OKC because I put it on the map. You wanna be alpha so badly.

Alpha status for real ???

I got sick and tires of all the expensive dates. I told her, "Listen, this isn't how we're gonna do it. Mickey D's or bust from now on." And she started crying, so I rolled my eyes and caught the next bus, which was passing by just as this was happening.

How is asking that negative? Ugh these women. This is why you have to be an alpha, she's obviously hooking up with her boss now.

It's just part of being an alpha male.

Yeah it was good.

When I was 13. She was 16 and hot.

Not really, I can't even remember what it was like to be a virgin.

Is that a thing? Why are these hot OKC girls contacting me about it?

Oh that's not good at all because he's really old.

Ummmm no you should read everything. *shoves Top_Gun to the ground* ?

Yo I'm drunk. Mad grammatical errors in my OP

there was this decently girl who sat next to me on the bus, and she told her friend "you smell great", but I thought she was talking to me, so I asked "you mean me?" and she said smiled.and said no, but then a minute later her friend asked me if she would bang me and she said that she wouldn't touch that, but I still knew that she wanted me, but because she said that I didn't make out with her as she was getting off of the bus. I honestly wanted to make out with her and give her a hickey or two, but I was seriously worried that she would have made a scene.

What a fckn warrior

I feel awful about what happened. I mean this is one of the worst moments of my life hands down, but it's also why you guys have to start believing that I really am the lone wolf alpha male warrior tough guy who I've said that I am for years.

Look at that rank under my username. Read it out loud. HERO Not like Sonic Heroes, but Zenigundam the hero. The one who is needed but undeserved. Wow... I don't even know what to say about all of that. When did this happen? Were you guys thinking about it for a while? I... don't know if I'm ready for all of this responsibility.

I didn't even have the mens rea to do it. You don't know what this feels like. I loved that remote more than the OkCupid girl who I chased across that Applebee's parking lot.

This is a time for mourning, not for crude jokes. Don't you understand that I just lost a loved one?

I just woke up right now and thought it was a dream, but it really did happen. Wow I don't even remember why I did it. That's so scary to me, but also I'm sad about it because I loved that remote with my whole heart. I'm really sad about this and angry at myself for doing it.