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Romance. If you interacted with girls, you would understand.

Not exactly, but I love it when girls wear sexy nail polish on their toes. I can't stop staring at their feet on the bus when that happens.

Romance, the kind that makes your feet tingle

Deers are great animals!!!

It's about a guy who's crushing on this girl at his job, but she's always busy when he tries to make moves so he has to get creative and find a way to get her.

But I have to...

Why would this go on my record? Because I'm madly in love with my bus girlfriend? Are the jealous authorities this beta? ?

No, you're an eternal beta.

I swear I just always have a bunch of cool things to say. ?

And it always will be just a prank... *cracks knuckles and steps to DMA*

as some delusional drunk guy who has managed to not get caught. Why don't they try to think open mindedly for once and see that none of what they think is going on is actually taking place and that my swag is legitimate?

Oh stop being a diva. It was just a prank bro

The only holiday close to happening is Valentine's Day, a holiday which I live for because of OKC and girls at bars. This will be a crazy Valentine's Day and don't be surprised if Johnnygundam is born in November 2018.

How does anybody know when it's "right" to kiss on the bus? It's such a gray area that I don't even see how authority figures can get involved to enforce punishment for a simple gesture of sexy love and affection. Kisses don't kill people, egos kill people.

Oh don't be that guy.

Yeah that's not right. If he wants a girl's number, he should just ask for it instead of taking her phone and putting his number into it. Besides, she won't even realize that.a new contact's been added.

I forgive you. Someday you ascend to the lone wolf alpha male warrior ranks with me, but today is not that day.

Legal is the key word here. I love them... and I always will. ?

Bruh, 32 and 21 does not work!!!! Date girls your own age or else I'm gonna think you're a stalker and creepo.

Wishful thinking, my man. Not even Sherlock Holmes could detect my masterful deception.

You aren't!!!! And you never will be!!!! Now agree with me and my pursuit of legal age teenage women.

About time you loosened up and had a drink with me Fun fact: I forgot to bring my pack of Peppermint Wrigley's that I usually chew after my lunch binge, and I still got away with it today,aka nobody detected the smell of malt liquor on my breaaaathhhhh. ????????????

Well go back to watching Star Trek then because your jokes suck!

Don't talk about ghostrek like that, lil homie. ?