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Zenigundam

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  1. He's not even a good acotr, I'm.just.sayong he.died and now he's alive
  2. Yo seriously wtf is going on? I KNOW I'm not this drunk.
  3. Yo seriously wtf is going on? I KNOW I'm not this drunk.
  4. Stop trying to be like me. And why do I have to die at 82? Is my greatest crime loving sexy HS, legal teens to whom I can show the world? It just seems like some people are so jealous just because they can't get the legal age girls who I get.
  5. According to this site I just used. I believe it because it's such a viable site, but do you hpnestly feel it's fair that I could very well die in my early 80s? I was thinking Zenigundam 1990-2101, with several descendants and a 19-20 year old wife, pregnant with his newest child, at the time of his death. 82?! Are you serious?! Once I get to my 80s, I'm gonna bust my ass to stay alive. ???
  6. Name somebody who I would know, not these old jazz musicians or whoever they are.
  7. I know what you mean, but I won't work for less than what I'm valued at.
  8. Don't know who those oldies are
  9. You "deal" with them? You need to respect your elders, young lady.
  10. in order to finish your conversation and they would listen to you and come to their senses? Nowadays nobody wants to do that anymore because they've become addicted to technology and expect convos to take place through text or Facebook, so now they end up calling the cops or getting restraining orders, as ridiculous and laughable as those actions might seem.
  11. That was back in my great grandfather's day when people thought the radio was hot shit and thought that kissing was the equivalent of sex and they talked formally like total nerds if you've heard somebody born 100+ years ago talk, you'll know exactly what I mean.
  12. I wouldn't go that far, but agreed for it is rude to stare at people whilst they eat.
  13. Viper, dude you're so fake. At best you got a celebratory hug. She's not your girlfriend... and she never will be. ?
  14. Can't you understand that she's single and wants me to make an alpha move on her? Yeah f this job, I'm gonna kiss her. ?
  15. I'm drunk, but alpha as f***...
  16. I'm not scared at all, I just don't wanna get fired. If there were no legal ramifications,. I'd be making out with her daaaiiiiiillllllyyyyt ????.... ???
  17. Watch your mouth, man. You're talking to the UEMB legend who almost slept with Kate Upton... who was a married woman at the time!
  18. And she'll always want me. She's wanted me since the day she saw me.
  19. I'm sick of all the odd looks and stares. I'm just gonna kiss her on the lips and expect a Hollywood ending, and she should be happy because she's 31 and way above my targeted age range for hot women who want me.
  20. Because it was popularized back in the 1800s when nobody knew shit about anything, which is why there weren't even cars or airplanes.
  21. He hasn't had any scandals. You need to stop relying on Reddit and Twitter and start reading some real news sources such as USA Today and The New York Times.
  22. This isn't the 90s, tough guy. *steps to you*
  23. Maybe you should watch your mouth. That's the best exchange in Good Will Hunting, the rest of the movie is lame. I've always wanted to use that line on somebody, but I'm a little scared tbh.
  24. I'm not drunk, I'm in the zone.
  25. $8, no tip. They kept glaring at me while I ate lol
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