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Zenigundam

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  1. Deer!!!!!!!! ????????
  2. Yeah but I don't even know what sharia is haha. That's like some Arabic term
  3. This is like God of War. Where's Tic at?
  4. Deer!!!!!!!! ????????
  5. Wtf lol. I don't even get what you're saying... ? Dearborn haha
  6. Sunday School
  7. "Go home, babes! Zeni needs his alone time too! Life isn't about sex 24/7! I have to go to work and do adultly things ya know!"
  8. I try to stay humble and out of the spotlight. It really does annoy me sometimes when I have to pry the cuties from my neck. Clinginess is not attractive.. ?
  9. Ah really? That's crazy. I really don't want that much attention tbh. Well I'm gonna get another drink
  10. The fun is in the quest to become a lone wolf alpha male warrior. You guys can achieve this nirvana of hot babes, smooth malt liquor, excellent food, hot tubs, awesome video games, premium cable, and tipless Domino's orders too someday, but it takes a lot of hard goddamn work. I didn't get where I am today by lazing around and waiting for things to happen. I made badass ninja warrior moves and evolved from a boy into a man, and the analogy I always use is like how a docile cub becomes a 1,000 lb grizzly bear who runs the show. Anyway, I need another drink, this is too much typing.
  11. Coolness is in my DNA. ?
  12. Seriously you're trying almost as hard as the guys on PSN who I sometimes play with who friend request any hot sounding female with a mic and try so hard to make her laugh over the next hour and beg her not to log off and live her life... with certain alpha males offline.
  13. That'd be breaking the honor code of the lone wolf *kisses a sexy brunette babe, 19 years old* alpha male warrior clan, and obviously I can't divulge the particulars.
  14. Dude, you're trying way too hard to impress girls. Take some pointers from me and it'll come naturally.
  15. I want the solar energy to power my phone too, so that I don't have to recharge it with electricity. Also, this sounds like a complete scam, so somebody who lives in Alaska is ******
  16. Ummm anybody? Im trying to save my money bro
  17. Ummm yeah that's why it flopped at the box office... I mean like if it exists anyway, I'm just going by word of mouth because I was making out with two hotties on my couch when I was told about it and I laughed so hard that I accidentally bit one of the hotties on her nose, but she apologized for crowding me so much with her sexy badness and bod even though it kinda was my fault.
  18. Bro, that movie he mentioned was the biggest box office flop ever because, although people do like fantasy flicks, the movie's premise was too ridiculous to ever be believed. Only a handful of betas, who were angrily fapping to their internet stalkies, were in theaters to watch that massive flop (and this all happened while I was on my hot sexy blonde girl harem adventure badass fuck yeah alpha male journey). ?
  19. I'm getting tired of paying the electric bill and I've heard that solar energy is supposedly free. I just don't want my PS4 to shut off in the middle of a F13th or Fortnite match or to get logged out of a sexy OKC convo just because I make the switch and solar energy turns out to be a scam.
  20. Yeah that wasn't nice. Coffee spewing from the nose is a painful experience. Glad you apologized. *puts you down and walks away, sleeveless T and badass jeans and all, like a badass as you caress your neck and try to regain your breath* ?
  21. Bruh... You're gonna end up bringing the FBI to this site.
  22. We shouldn't call them ex's since there's always a chance.
  23. How did you not beat GTA 3? I forget what the final mission is, but it's definitely not that hard.
  24. No we're not, we're alpha male frat studs. ?
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