Zenigundam

Yeah get over it already, she found somebody else my man next step is a restraining order.

Lol you lock up when in the presence of a hot girl. I make moves and initiate badass, alpha male convos! 🐶

It's not the end of the world. Also, please explain which flavor of pie. You're too vague.

I learned my social skills around hot women from guys like Albert Beck in Stalked by my Doctor. He never wore a fedora and only ordered badass steak and beer type meals, like a true alpha.

Recently, I've only watched the Stalked by my Doctor movies, which are hilarious and alpha.

Alpha vs. Alpha warfare

Dude, you can't just ban people like that. We'll have a mod war and I'll murk you!!! But yeah I'll only ban hot babes who don't reply to my PMs! 🐻

Alpha males will pound beers and get all the hot babes while the beta gamers weep! Let's make it happen, baby!! 💪🐻

As would I. I would like to be a mod though. I can recruit the hot biddies to the site.

I've had plenty of stalkers in the past, trust me on this one. 🤧

Dude that's stalking

Forensic Files is a timeless show and helped me develop my social skills around badass sexy women... aged 17-19...

Maybe Toonami sucks though

You wouldn't survive if you lived back in the alpha days. We'd be at a rest area on the highway and I would down some nice chili fries and then arm wrestle your weak ass through the wall!! 🐃🍟🐧👾 And pick up a badass tatted up chick in the process. 👫

I only have three days of work left and then I get the whole summer off. Woohoo!!! Can you say Jersey Shore, hot 17-19 (legal in NJ) year old beach babes, and Atlantic City?! 💪🍕🐶💏

You keep looking at my profile 😧

I don't think you should do this, he seems like a Lifetime psycho, like in that movie The Stranger Beside Me when her husband, who keeps sexually assaulting women at night, nonchalantly pulls out the rope, duct tape, and gun out of his groceries bag. Remember that scene?

Now you're just being technical, no chill lol, remind me of my elementary school librarian

Kobayashi's a true alpha, kept snarfing down those dogs, saving the kids was merely incidental to satisfying his appetite.

Wtf thought this thread was about Darth Vader

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Looks like a sheep

Ah very good point. I wish I could tell an 18 year old apart from a 20 year old. I used to be able to, especially while sober. It's just gonna make me cringe if I start talking to a girl who's jogging and find out that she's 20+.

You're gonna make my head explode with these long posts where's a hot 18 year old girl to make out with when I need her

Foh with all that noise, also I'm perusing OKC for some new fish, 20+ strictly not allowed in my pants. Will have to wait till later on probably because few 18-19 biddies are on at this hour.