Zenigundam

The thread title is so creepy, I can't even... 👽

OkCupid used to say something very similar when you would like each other's profiles, Tinder is just a bootleg ripoff. 🤦‍♂️

Same lol. It makes my pen0r act like the snake in Anaconda when they say that.

They can't forget you papi chulo

I don't think you grasp how deep this plot is. A slightly older guy gets the HS senior babe of his dreams, but she fears that her controlling dad will disapprove of the relationship; However, our daring, alpha male hero nonchalantly chooses to deal with the situation by shrugging off her dad's supposed threat to their relationship and reveling in the moments of intimate, badass love they share that night. This deserves to be made into a movie. 28 does go into 18, math is open to wide interpretation, it's a universal language.

You're just too old to appreciate the nuances of teenage romance. I would take my appeal to the dean.

Bro... I really like your logic. You think these things through! Cast your vote! 💪

And there we were, on her bed. The clock read 4:07 AM. She told me, "Daddy will be home soon. Thanks for making my senior prom amazing". I looked out her bedroom window at the night sky. The stars had mesmerized me to the point that I couldn't listen to a word she was saying. The window was open, I was ready to leave, my hair was rustling in the wind. That's when she said it. "But what if I get pregnant?" I slowly turned my head back in her direction and flipped my shades down over my eyes, "If that happens... our kid will be magnificent and badass". And that was it. I hopped through the window, made a smooth landing fifteen feet below, and I scampered off, fists balled in case I had to beat up her dad... 🐷

Use a thesaurus to find the word you're looking for, don't just make words up out of thin air.

That's not a word, young man. Also, no girl is getting near you with an avatar like that one.

The last time OkCupid told me that, I ended up getting blocked...

Perhaps you meant "Yes".

That's not a poll option. Please read carefully. That's poor reading comprehension. 🤦‍♂️

To whom's dome, young man? *approaches Kudasai*

Ahhh beta males... so powerful behind the confines of their locked bedrooms as they pound away at their keyboards... 🌞

naraku, you know that if we fight IRL, you'll get murked, right?⛹️‍♂️

"Truth"? This poll is inconclusive if anything, 70% vs. 30%.

I didn't get rejected. Didn't make an advance first of all, and she misunderstood my restraining order situation. But you would know about being rejected by the ladies, so you really almost made me believe you until I thought the whole thing over! 😏

I didn't see it coming. *cracks knuckles and approaches tsar* I didn't read the first post, but I just didn't see it coming. *gets in tsar's face*

Vote no then, chump.

These poll results are BS. 🐧

I really don't wanna work this summer. It was cool to get offered a summer job at the place I work at, but now it'll mean even more pressure on me to conceal my drinking on the job and whatnot. 🐷

Lol

That's cause you drink too much now.

Nobody said that on the internet, they talked like losers back then