Zenigundam

Why don't you uh... take a step back there? *approaches malt liquor smoothly lingering on breath*

I don't follow. I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to see the female inmates in jail, plus when I say that I want a bad bitch I don't mean that, I mean like a bombshell blonde with a beach body, nice Christian values too, not some tatted up babe who went on a domestic rampage.

I want to go out on a popcorn date with one of my OKC lovers and make out with her at the movie theater, even if we're not watching a romance movie.

Is that the Ben from these fora?

That commercial for Vice City was the best ever honestly, even though PlayStation 2 graphics haven't aged well.

For making a girl fall in love with me?

My pickup lines for these legal age hotties just keep getting better and better. 💓 See ya on Monday. I have a weekend full of crazy sex, hot cheetos, and Final Fantasy ahead of me. 💪🕺💏

I'll never stop bitching about Star Trek! *flexes and gets in the panel's faces at a Star Trek convention, security is frozen in fear* 😦🐷💪🔥💏

Those were the days.

"Alpha male Zeni"? Seems you've been reading my threads Seems that you want to be like me, but can't because you're terrified of the conflicts that being an alpha male place you in. 😏

That means that you're still obsessed about your ex

Damn... memories... Would love to $#@% a hot biddie to some of those songs.

Drunkenly try to get on deck and fight the giant squid, abandoning the hot biddies while the waterbeds are rocking

Haha that's not porn at all. That's called party central, college days of yesteryear

And I've felt that way since I was a kid, but now I can actually watch subbed anime, and I don't mind that the Anime Network changed from dubbed to subbed, which must have happened when ADV changed over, during my twelve+ year hiatus from being subscribed to that channel. I do miss their programs being dubbed, but I can actually deal with subbed anime now, and I never could deal with anything subbed in a different language before. However, dubbed anime is obviously the OG and the best but kids nowadays are dumb and won't understand.

I love her.

So it starts off with this 4th grade class reciting, "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue" while they're watching a history video about Columbus, but all of a sudden the three ships or whatever that he took turn into party ships, and hot, legal age teens, who came along for the voyage, just suddenly throw off their clothes and are now scantily clothed in 15th century party attire, bunny ears and shit, total cleavage, and they thrust themselves upon Columbus whose old eyes pop out of his head and suddenly the boats start rocking up and down because of all the strobe lights, drugs, and sex, and they start moving in erratic patterns and shit, where was I going with this

Those legal age high school lady feels 😦💪😏🐻💏

The deer will win homeboy he's built for combat just like I am

Yeah laugh it off I exposed you

Don't call him a child. Don't you ever call him a child. He's 19, not 9, sorry you thought you were a child as a teenager.

There's thing called legal age teens, sorry you strike out with every girl you meet. 🤦‍♂️

Calm down, Pooh. 😐

Jelly Jelly Jelly

She gets it.