The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Well, they didn't.

Chrome Book.

How would I know?

Does the Ai? Sure, just use an "algorythm" or whichever to compare this cap to sixty others, spot two of such that are described as not having been washed since Cain killed Abel and come up with... "Okey doke... this cap may not have been washed, oh herp a derp." Yes, because that's what Ai chatbots sre programmed to do.

My street smells like bus exhaust and that has me thinking of Manhattan.

Well, it's easier than it sounds. If I take a Caravelle to an authorized Caravelle dealer, he could tell me in less than two minutes whether it's authentic. That works with every brand you can name.

Maybe you even have a link to where Temu is selling it.

It's just like any other data software. Garbage in, garbage out.

All those cuts and not one change noted on Main Street. Wake me up when the cuts start making a difference I can see in real life.

So, it took you two separate tries to have the ghost in the shell take a guess at it? Apparently, the people who programmed it didn't stop to consider that it only tskes one single day of wear in a heatwave to make those blemishes permanent. They probably never wore a cap.

How are they fake? You think I can't get that stuff checked out?

Nothing has been gutted.

That's probably part of why Athens isn't a big empire anymore.

It's called sweat and you can wash a light colored cap three times a week and still see that.

Whatever you say, Mack... The guy you called probably just looked at your out of state phone nuumber and thought he was getting pranked.

A Monty Python skit... about a glutton.

What do you know from caps?

What energy? A twenty minute consultation, two doctor visits, some paperwork, and some ten minute phone calls. Even somebody with two full time jobs can handle that.

You'll be sadly disappointed.

Somebody is not talking to the right lawyers. Mine didn't get paid until I got paid. It's called a contingency agreement and it works whether there's union or not.

Only three slices? You should try it my way and eat the whole fourteen inch pizza with sausage, pepperoni, bacon, onions and green peppers. When pizza is the game, I'm a regular Mister Creosote.

You're such a tewel.

Nice try. Nothing is going to come of that.

Baseball caps: Crown too tall... Elmer Fudd Crown too short... Belongs on a lady Flat bill... Lego man Arched bill... correct Mesh back and styrofoam front... hideous 100% cotton... correct