The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Gillette Speed Stick doesn't douse.

Same company that wants you to smell like root beer.

A local garage here in town also cleans taxicabs and prepares older cars for resale. If you're looking to scrub off some bugs, try the radiators. Me? I just walk and witness the annual invasion of gypsy moths and spotted lantern flies.

Because they're not stolen?

I guess you're not so smurfy after all.

The stuff is here in real time.

You'll have to pick another. Sport Clips has gone out of business. Update: Hamilton Commons location is out of business.

That's not a barber. She's unemployed.

I didn't ask.

The barber doesn't get paid to like me. She runs the clippers and that's that.

Is Elmer's Glue All not a thick, gooey, sticky substance?

Wanna compete with this guy?

How am I redefining anything? Is Elmer's not sticky or shapeless?

How many successful embeds have I done? Sometimes, it doesn't embed when the same procedures are followed.

https://youtu.be/8GigaG4atqk?feature

Gooch wasn't mentioned in my entire history of posting here and a glump could describe a spilled bottle of Emer's Glue All. Or, how about that weird tar like substance often found inside vintage electrical transformers?

Maybe the picture IS from the 80's

It's better to beat your boom ba than your wife.

New Jersey hasn't had a direct hit from a hurricane since 2012 and now, I'm getting very impatient. I just like hurricanes.

I prefer to glump all over the boards.

They'll tell you to get lost. You don't work there, they don't like talking to tourists and they especially won't tell a tourist anything about their jobs.

Rolling Stones? You obviously don't know Rolling Stones from Rolling Rock. Go back to the bar.

I'm sure that's not what the assistant manager was visualizing. You were everywhere on the map except the target.