Sofa King Kule

What makes it racist, this time? You think commerce was invented by white people?

The screenshot evidence has been posted, dipshit. Yes, that does include the app's location feature.

Well, you didn't manage to pick anything apart after I gave you the screenshot evidence.

All this, just because some bag of termite shit in here can't wrap his head around any new timeclock software?

Here it is, Fredzo! Permissions for Paycom app.

Now, you wanna move the goal post You were saying there's NO phone software. There it is. You want the location permission, too?

Here's what it looks like on my phone, dipshit.

That's what the app is.

That's right... Mexico doesn't let American criminals take up residence there.

Google Paycom.

It's not a flip phone. I threw the flip phone out seven years ago. This new one is a smart phone and yes, I read all the permissions pop ups before installing the app.

When you can stay there instead of having the Mexican officials take you for a bumpy ride back into Texas and drop you off in a sheriff's office.

I see... The same app happens to be loaded into our phones. We have an option of punching in on a wall clock or punching in on our phones. Either way, the location is tracked. If Fredzo is punched in on a wall clock and phone location says Scranton, Fredzo gets tossed out on his ear.

That will never stop. It's the true universal culture. They might not have the lira or the pound, but whatever their standard is, it's probably based on a valued and widely coveted resource. That's not to be confused with any of our worthless fiat paper.

You expect one guy to know everyone else's access codes? It's not like we have cards anymore.

Greys, crop circles, Area 51 and more can be heard from him. He says that the U.S. government is set to make wide spread Revelations about it all in a few months. While I don't doubt the existence of extra terrestrial life, I strongly doubt that any of them want to waste their time and money with this backward trailer park we call Earth. They have intersteller travel and we can't even agree on who our leaders are supposed to be. The only reason that our federal government would want to start publicizing information about them is that they want confusion, panic and diversion from whatever else government officials are not supposed to be doing.

When he's caught, I'll post it here. Sounds like something that could make the Markley and Van Camp "nimrods" segment. Anyway, only three of the tablets are placed in publicly accessible areas. All security really needs is to turn some cameras in those directions. They'll get him.

How bright is a captain who can't even keep the shields in working order? The whole NCC 1701 looks more like the PT 73 under his watch and you're worried a wise cracking switchboard operator?

Puh... You'd have to steal ten thousand of those things for a successful Mexico run.

Quite a diverse array of characters for just one actor. Let me see him do Marcus Lycus.

It's the iPad bandit. Our new time clocks are getting ripped right off the walls. The clocks are in fact iPads with time management software. It's gonna be quite a show when this bandit is caught. edit: spell fix

I know he's not on the station playlist here. As for Rush, he's over at the Rum Point, filling up. Edit: I hate auto correct.

It's all been done before, in 0.2 seconds. The only difference was that Tabasco sauce was used in place of the bowl cleaner. The blinding was not permanent. See a hostile vessel? Knock out those forward visual sensors. Works every time its tried.

I guess the crew that dug up the oil tank left it there. Everything is on natural gas, now.

That rueben under your sofa.