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Sofa King Kule

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  1. No, just a reckless typist.
  2. I'm saying it's all up to somebody else to clean up. It gets done, just not by me.
  3. Zero. That's all part of somebody else's job. I don't bid my way into situations like that.
  4. The Saturday after Memorial Day is actually when we get the most patron traffic. They all think they're avoiding a holiday crowd.
  5. Mix lemon juice with cranberry juice.
  6. Don't forget the lecithin.
  7. It means, "nihility" Edit: spell fix
  8. Who cares what those ding a lings have to say? Kanji written without minding stroke order, and then, independently read accurately. Right here, in this thread.
  9. You just proved my point for me.
  10. Any person who can read Kanji can recognize that one.
  11. One day, senior management decided to start replacing flush urinals with waterless urinals. You know... save water, save money and help the environment. Problem: The kooks who invented waterless urinals didn't understand that part of urine is an adhesive gel. When somebody pisses all over the backsplash, a lot that gel won't go anywhere near the drain unless there is water to dissolve it. The result was that there was always a very strong odor of stale urine in the restroom, even when it was cleaned every twenty minutes. It only takes one person using the urinal to add a new coat of gel. Management was not pleased, after several weeks of that. But, instead of looking at it with any measurable degree of logic, they decided to blame it in "slacking". Some people around this casino don't enjoy taking the heat for management blunders. So, one day I showed up for work and the department head was talking about how a "vandal" had wrecked a urinal. It was replaced with a true flush urinal. End of problem. I still don't know who the vandal was.
  12. Bit of what?
  13. No, that was just mentioned in the pre-shift announcements. I wasn't even on the property when the event took place.
  14. And you just proved once again how flimsy your memory is. Hint: The original thread was about how keeping a sheet of Kanji on my front door discourages Jehovah Witnesses from knocking. I haven't had one knock from them in several years.
  15. You should have been there for the shattered urinal.
  16. It was about five years ago and since all your ultra dense heads are interchangeable, take your pick. If that person can remember anything that happened more than three minutes ago, he might show up again and say I cheated on this.
  17. Is that the mechanical janitor that's going to take my jerb? Keep trying, egg heads. You might get there in seven or eight hundred years, if you don't reduce everything to nuclear ash before then.
  18. Great! Notice this was hand drawn with a Sharpie? I once ran into somebody in this forum who rattled on and on for several pages that writing anything in Kanji is absolutely impossible without knowing the "stroke order". Well, folks... There it stands. Legible Kanji with no attention paid to stroke order. Thread complete.
  19. You're not even in the ballpark.
  20. State what they mean and find out.
  21. Try this one.
  22. Where's the lie? Anyway, I'm not trying to impress anybody. I just need to see who else can read it.
  23. I noticed that, too. The Google Translate search came out the same in both cases, though. There will always be style differences between people as far as handwriting goes. It doesn't change the meaning.
  24. Here it is, on the web. Not stylized.
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