Juice McKenzie

I'd fuck Gardevoir

You're not paranoid about people robbing and or diddling you while you sleep?

If I did play it, all I would catch are Slowpoke's

What about hiring a professional exterminator?

I'll take 20

He looked like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

Yeah, you're crazy

Those are their actual names?

Gerbils are adorable

Never cared for them

One of the card games that I play had an ending for their anime that used a British band

I barely use mine

I've never heard of the franchise until a couple of weeks ago when my friends were talking about it.

I never really saw the appeal. I mean I like Pokemon, but it just seems like a less fun version of the game. Sure, it's like you're actually catching a Pokemon but that doesn't really interest me. Plus the fact that the first couple of weeks it came out, it was all I heard about.

you'd look hot with short hair

That's giving me a chub

I once told my friend "for being such a smart jew, you sure are dumb"

I only liked the original

don't throw it at your refridgerator

Make sure to chew

In the cage with Nicholas Cage