Sandstone

I can give you a sample if you like. Although it's not really authentic if I can't actually get into it. I need to feel the love butterflies in my tummy.

I have big gay days every day, not just Monday. God, why am I still awake. I need to go to sleep now.

Only gay if the balls touch bro.

Only gay if the balls touch bro.

Every time I find a guy I like I end up getting mushy and calling him nicknames like Tiger or Little Bear or saying shit like "sleep tight sweet prince", or "I wrote a story about you"... I also have a propensity for cheesy flirting and using pickup lines such as. "I'd snap you up like a warm chocolate chip cookie..."

Every time I find a guy I like I end up getting mushy and calling him nicknames like Tiger or Little Bear or saying shit like "sleep tight sweet prince", or "I wrote a story about you"... I also have a propensity for cheesy flirting and using pickup lines such as. "I'd snap you up like a warm chocolate chip cookie..."

That is seriously a pretty kittie.

That is seriously a pretty kittie.

Depression issues? Possibly low testosterone, or blood sugar problems, or a mix of any of those three.

Depression issues? Possibly low testosterone, or blood sugar problems, or a mix of any of those three.

I'm not forgetting, this is also true and stupid shit that people do here, but at least if he's trying to make something that's not a garbage post with incoherent one line OPs then those people have somewhat less validity to just come in and harass him for unrelated shit. Not to mention less clogged on the front page. It's a win win for everyone.

I'm not forgetting, this is also true and stupid shit that people do here, but at least if he's trying to make something that's not a garbage post with incoherent one line OPs then those people have somewhat less validity to just come in and harass him for unrelated shit. Not to mention less clogged on the front page. It's a win win for everyone.

+1 Thread where nobody knows what the fuck you are talking about dude. Can't you just make some threads that are coherent and would probably be at least semi-interesting to someone? Like maybe you could make a thread about modding appliances or other electronics (with more than just a single coherent one-liner). Or a thread sharing stories about the lovely peoples that visit Casinos there or something. Give people a reason to like you or at least a reason not to flip you the bird in every single one of these... It's also a supreme eyesore between this and zeni's 3 to 4 threads a day about how he creams himself to hot teenage girls online. Plus Tic's 4 to 5 threads a day (when he's not banned), where he's passive aggressively hitting on Rogue or jerking his tiny epeen in everyone's faces. It adds up to like 12 threads on the front page which basically have no fucking content in them, are annoying, or otherwise just bating people to hate your guts. I'm tired of having to go to the second or third page to fucking find things which are actually worth reading and replying too... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Sorry, but I needed to say something to people, cause this has started bugging the shit out of me for the last week everytime I log on here and have to dig 3 pages down for my threads or other people's threads I was fucking tracking. /Rant

+1 Thread where nobody knows what the fuck you are talking about dude. Can't you just make some threads that are coherent and would probably be at least semi-interesting to someone? Like maybe you could make a thread about modding appliances or other electronics (with more than just a single coherent one-liner). Or a thread sharing stories about the lovely peoples that visit Casinos there or something. Give people a reason to like you or at least a reason not to flip you the bird in every single one of these... It's also a supreme eyesore between this and zeni's 3 to 4 threads a day about how he creams himself to hot teenage girls online. Plus Tic's 4 to 5 threads a day (when he's not banned), where he's passive aggressively hitting on Rogue or jerking his tiny epeen in everyone's faces. It adds up to like 12 threads on the front page which basically have no fucking content in them, are annoying, or otherwise just bating people to hate your guts. I'm tired of having to go to the second or third page to fucking find things which are actually worth reading and replying too... JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Sorry, but I needed to say something to people, cause this has started bugging the shit out of me for the last week everytime I log on here and have to dig 3 pages down for my threads or other people's threads I was fucking tracking. /Rant

I had my suspicions....

I had my suspicions....

Yeah, I didn't open that and I'm not going to. But I am waiting on two more wishes.

Yeah, I didn't open that and I'm not going to. But I am waiting on two more wishes.

I would take that any day over the uncomfortable and awkward lecture type thing my fundie christian Grandparents gave me last time I visited them... To paraphrase this starts out with... Grandma: "You know so many young kids these days are just doing awful stuff and men are dating men and women are dating women. I just don't know what the lord is gonna do when he comes back..." *sad semi-accusatory phase with long awkward pause and hand on my hand* Grandpa: "Let me tell you a story, you know what the Bible says about what the Lord thinks about that. He said you should stone em to death right then and there... I don't know what this world is coming too..." *and some more quotes from Ecclesiastes, Paul's letter to Timothy, and a short recount about how lovely it was when God burnt those abominations to a crisp with a giant pillar of fire from the blessed heavens.* Then more long pauses and them looking over songbooks to pick out stuff to have sung at their funerals. My family is great.

I would take that any day over the uncomfortable and awkward lecture type thing my fundie christian Grandparents gave me last time I visited them... To paraphrase this starts out with... Grandma: "You know so many young kids these days are just doing awful stuff and men are dating men and women are dating women. I just don't know what the lord is gonna do when he comes back..." *sad semi-accusatory phase with long awkward pause and hand on my hand* Grandpa: "Let me tell you a story, you know what the Bible says about what the Lord thinks about that. He said you should stone em to death right then and there... I don't know what this world is coming too..." *and some more quotes from Ecclesiastes, Paul's letter to Timothy, and a short recount about how lovely it was when God burnt those abominations to a crisp with a giant pillar of fire from the blessed heavens.* Then more long pauses and them looking over songbooks to pick out stuff to have sung at their funerals. My family is great.

Tic's dick looks tiny and weird.

Tic's dick looks tiny and weird.

Is this the name of a TLC show I have not yet heard of?

Is this the name of a TLC show I have not yet heard of?

What the actual fuck those people have no decency.