People aren't selling that Zeni option the right way...This can actually work out...think about it...despite his bluster, he's tailor made to be your whipping boy, Boo....he was gonna drive 2 hours to take some girl that he has never met, on a shopping spree, on the off chance he might get laid....that equals, in your case, tons of nights out with good foods....I know what you're thinking, he's between jobs alot...that doesn't matter, because believe me when I say he will bankrupt his momma to make sure you're treated right, again, on the off chance he gets some...
and the best part of all this is that if he ever acts up you can just smack him away like you would a yapping chihuahua 'cause he's like four foot five...there's really no risk :-\