Mix

Welp....

I'm calling belts waist chokers from now on....I'm going to try and make it a thing

I'm just messin' around...everything's fine....I'm a pro...what, you think this is my first drugs...i've been drugs with drugs before you could drug a drug you drug...

hells nah...shits gettin too negative for shrooms mix... no chopped up dead bodies... already replaced Aliens on the tube with Futurama just to try and bring this thing around...

Mewn, you're a cold bitch tell me more I feel like I posted this already

scared the shit out of me

code red...I repeat code freakin red....something touched me I think it's in the room.... just to be safe, I've turned on every light in the house and the porch light...also I opened the fridge door so that light is on too

You're a cold bitch, Mewn tell me more

Is...there another Mix? There's another Mix isn't there? I KNEW THERE WAS ANOTHER MIX....IT ALL MAKES SENSE....AND HE'S A SCORPIO, IS HE? From what I know about horoscopes (which is nothing) I can see that this other Mix is evil and must be destroyed... ...right after he does some Jury duty......he does look like me right?

ooooooooo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk so the shrooms I took to cap off the day just kicked in....i'm also enjoying coffee (I don't usually drink coffee) all in a dark room with Aliens on the TV..... bad or terribad?

you know

How can I maximize it?

I wank because my father wanked, and his father before him, and his father's father before him.... and Allah willing, my accidentally conceived son who was not aborted despite my many pleas will also wank... for you see, I come from a long line of wankers....a tradition passed down the Johnson line of men (that's my name, Mix Johnson, don't tell anybody)

Don't listen to these muthafukkas, Viper.....bros before hos, my dude.....I gots ya back all day, unevenedge fo lyf (ring ring ring....ay yo what up....just chillin....yeah, you can come through....) Change of plans, you're on your own homie....got dis rachet ho comin' over......deuces ✌

That guy was all about revenge, you think he forgot about the bear.....pfft....that's what he wanted you to think....that's what he wanted the bear to think :robot|

I'm just about to start it...we shall see who is right, you or sponges...my money is on Phillies

I watched it today and thought it was fine...but I don't know how trustworthy I am....I mean, I'm on aaalllllllloootttt of drugs that's why it took me a whole day to watch three movies...just finished Alien...gonna move onto Aliens

I don't know if you even realize how close you came to being SPIDER TITS...

what's that you say... make your custom rank either BEAR, RAPE, LEONARDO DICAPPRIO, OR BEAR RAPE LEONARDO DICAPPRIO....or any combination there of if you say so :robotD

I don't make those calls you trouble makin' scamp... buuuuut, maybe you can get up/down votes so you and your bird avi can cause havoc again

I, uhh, don't know how to make you red ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh, right....people went nuts with it >.> hehe, nvr mind '