I don't know where my car is...not like it's stolen...I don't know where I put it...
magnificent display of stupidity, you say......I can do you one better....my mom knows what sex noises I make
I know what you're thinking....what's that crazy bitch doin' in your house....well, first off, watch your mouth, my mom's a saint...secondly, I'm back home now
YUUUUP, 10 year journey to end up right the fuck back where I started...yup, 10, i'm 28 now, further great news....one year closer to middle age and a scotch with a bullet chaser...
shithead