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This is why I've never been keen on the convertible time machines.

Are they written by the Amish?

Happy Birthday, Seight

...as it relates to fortune tellers. Is post-fiction a genre?

You used to be able to jump in a taxi and yell, "follow that car!" And they would do it. They would make sure your murder victim didn't get away.

Happy New Year! I know we're twelve days in. I've had a hell of a hang over.

One time is plenty. I'm going to get off the ride once it comes to a stop.

We need Ja to make sense of all this.

She's going to eat you.

People who want to get caught don't usually use ghost guns.

Welp, they got him. Crazy though Liberals never brought up gun reform and conservatives were having open discussions about universal health care.

I gotta drink to survive the holiday and I gotta overeat to survive the drinking. You're kinda messing with a tried and true system here. Have a happy Thanksgiving and go fuck yourself....respectfully

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Yup, and he was generous enough to give us a peak. Mike knew this fight wasn't gonna be shit, so he made it up to his fans before the fact.

He wasn't gassed. He was 58.

So many older people invested in Mike Tyson still being Mike Tyson. This isn't a boxing exhibition to them. It's a battle for whatever is left of their youth.

He did an interview in just his jock strap and they didn't cut away before he turned around.

I'm certainly not hitting 'em down, hahahahahahahahahahahaha....I don't know what that is

Who the hell thought she was going to win Iowa? Alright, I'm going to bed, fuck this.

The average lifespan of an empire is 250 years. I read that on twitter.

I.....didn't even know the name of Mark Robinson's opponent until just now. Has anyone ever tanked an election as spectacularly as Mark "the black nazi" Robinson?

...for me Fuck them kids! I'm putting an empty bowl outside with a sign that says "please take one."