ThisIdiot

what's fat Tuesday?

sit back...relax...and think of England ....my stories never get better...

i know i wasn't wanted...you ever tell your kid that when they're young they are certainly gonna grow up screwed in the head...

...wha?

...i have to ask...for curiousity sake i have to....what happened now that riled them up?

i slipped and fell against the door so hard i had to go home...i ended up with a sprained ankle ...

you too? i'm employed and make an ok check per week ....but...i don't feel like i ever get to spend my money on what i want or need...it certainly feels more indentured servitude most days....

one time when i worked as a part time custodian at my high school i had to clean up this huge puddle of puke ....i open the door to step into the hall and i slipped and fell in it. someone threw up right on the other side of the door ...and it was a huge puddle.... true story.

...yeah i gotta agree with this...i'm a guy...i'm a simple creature..

well...i tend to try and approach people as animals...and leave them alone until they want something...family usually wants money and i throw enough to shut them up....everyone else i try to avoid....i hate life...

well this is a "beta" ....i'm sure there will be more options with the actual game ...and they'll cost out the ass...

soup....or mini ravioli....either way it's goin in the microwave...

Hey it functions, doesn't it? Honestly i don't really pay attention to how most women look these days anyway.

i'm sure you'll pull it off ...don't know many women that use their brains for things like school.

oh god...sick and online classes ...thank fuck i'm done with school...hope you pass all that.

let's see ...i was going to whine and moan ..... then after fondling myself i was going to sit there and feel depressed until i pass out and then wake up to go to work later....thanks for asking, how bout you?

I use something like this to start my usual 8 hour night ...not sure if this will work i'm still fiddling with the post layout and options... I usually roll from there

I know of a guy at work who farts so hard it tickles his balls ...true story ...he tells us everything ....

We get it naraku...you can't get fucked in the ass by vegeta so you take out your frustrations on a cartoon about a young boy and aliens ....great job....honestly just go back to whatever you call a kitchen and sulk some more

I learned 2 things playing this beta . 1. I can't drive. 2. I can't fly.

because I don't have the real stuff? I dunno they eat cheese i'm not the one that started the trend ...

my animals are always like that ...which is why I shove processed cheese in the way.

had to help my sister when her's was running dry ...thankfully she managed to find work again..

personally I was fond of the episode about Wooldor learning to masturbate only to find it had magical healing properties ...something about the devout vegi-tales characters being warped and dangerous just makes me laugh...

...anyone else play? I've been playing it for awhile and I got Molar to try it out, to our dismay of the difficulty handling lol ...