I showed one of my sister's friends my pet tarantulas and he says "they're dangerous!" and I say "no they're not their bites are comparable to bee stings. not really that worrying" then he says "tarantula bites can't break human skin" and then I'm like "what? that's ridiculous! they certainly can break human skin. big enough tarantula fangs cause actual puncture wounds. don't tell me about spiders I breed these things!" I suspect he was drunk