1938_Packard

I'm not smarter after a couple of beers. I'm smarter than a couple of beers.

So, I can gobble and munch my way to an early retirement?

Your words...

Neither can I. It's one thing to be a bit chubby. It's a shame when the fatty is trying to board the bus and breaks the hydraulic wheelchair lift.

They haven't bothered with me since I put the Kanji on the front door.

This is just getting better. I knew about the pension fund from the international union and the one from the union local. I was just recently informed of a third pension. During a mergers and acquisitions game several years back, one company bought this casino and started its own pension fund for all employees, union or not. It's all still there. I called the company's benefit center, verified it and requested an accrued asset table to be sent. That document will show whether I'm fully vested and how much is in the fund. It would also explain how the fund works, like, is it a standard pension or a 401k? Down side: The employer owns the account and so it can be canceled or revoked by the employer, not like the the two union pensions.

They've gone to Betson's Discount Furniture Warehouse for the fabulous Yankee Doodle Dandy sale. Going on right now! Hurry! Bring your Mastercard.

You must be thinking about the match. That's mostly sulfur.

Great... my battery bars just went down three watching that.

There was one that I met again about twenty five years after freshman high school. He was working for a hvac repair service. And, he found Jesus. So, I gave Jesus a nod and absolved the former bully.

Well... It worked for George. Nothing like Old Man Fate shaking the snow globe to deal somebody a new hand.

Indeed... if a space station explodes and its toilet seat plummets to Earth, smashing my head.

Decades have passed and most of the worst bullies of my life are either dead or doing time.

Maybe you'd prefer the complete Chumba Wumba song from Family Guy.

I've seen worse. My grandmother's sister only passed away in February of last year.

Keeps the attention, but the very best scene is only a quarter second long. O.0 -.O I'm surprised that wasn't written out of the script.

I'll wait and see your posts in thirty years.

At least not until you wake up at 5:00am with some jerk from the government who has a search warrant for your house. Seems that some of the things you had once taken for granted have been deemed contraband.

It varies.

The likelihood is there, though it wouldn't surprise me if it didn't.

Over priced furniture on an RTO basis.

Paint remover doesn't have the right aroma. I prefer Death Adder Venom.