1938_Packard

Good one

You can say that, but you can't name a six legged hodydo.

A high intensity laser would burn right through the foil.

Ain't happening.

I noticed that too. Ya know what else? Whenever the owner of an item in lost and found follows all of the claims procedures, as stated, he gets all his stuff back, intact and unbothered. Absolutely no exceptions, ever. Not following procedures? Expect the stuff to be discarded, sold or given away. That is because the hotel does not maintain a permanent warehouse and is not obligated under any laws to do so.

Reasonable, responsible people don't need laws against texting while driving. They won't do that whether there's a law or not.

http://www.redeyeradioshow.com/gary-mcnamara/

Actually, it's a vacuum tube radio and the show host is Gary McNamara.

"Hey, as long as we're on the topic of science fiction, why not include man made global climate change?"

I'm a thief? What have I ever stolen and when?

...like sludge. The judge will trudge through the sludge for fudge.

What did she did?

Well, yeah. The big thing with web pages is to be interactive for the customer. Front page is company overview, followed by things like contact information to various departments within the firm, product order forms, product catalogs, accepting payments, informing customers about shipments or terms and conditions of service, etc.

Jeddo is one of the oldest and biggest construction contractors in New Jersey. It has no web site of its own. It relies on secondary pages like Yelp to get the name out. Just shows you, a business doesn't need a web site.

Ain't happenin'

They're sold at Betson's Discount Furniture Warehouse.

Nobody wants eggplant a la mode for the same reason nobody wants chocolate malted liverwurst.

Just answer one of those e-mails from Nigerian kings who want to hide their loot in your checking account.

Ram is found in chips. It's hardware. Take your computer to to Best Buy (Geek Squad) and have them install the chips.

Wait'll she gets "kneady".

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila... floor!

Yeah... that's eight digits squeezed into a seven digit phone number.

Never mind... there's never anything going on in San Jose.

Sammy Sosa silently sipped sixty seven sodas.

A convenience store, like 7-11... only a lot cleaner and with people who speak English working the registers.