Codename: Jackass

wat is RNG?

As a matter of fact, I'm going to start a poll on whether or not we should make this a cash league. I'm cool with it either way, though I like this more as a "just for fun" league. Let me know.

@Skiles @molarbear @1pooh4u @StarPanda @Distortedreasoning @panic @scoobdog @Hachiman @sahockeygrl15

It's that time again. I've been sending out invitations to former managers from last year, so check your PMs. Draft date and time TBD. If you weren't in the league last year and want in, let me know, but spaces will fill up. Max of 12 teams, I'm shooting for 10, honestly. I've also been toying with the idea of making this a money league, but it would be low stakes, five or ten dollars per person, and it's not set in stone. I'd need everyone to be on board with it. I don't anticipate any real format or rules changes this year. I'll be making any further announcements in this thread. Feel free to discuss or ask questions here.

Yeah probably. I'll get around to it in a few days.

I had bedbugs when I lived in a dorm and it was the most stressful four months of my life. I'm so glad I didn't bring them home with me. My aunt has them now because my cousin stored some furniture at her place and she's super pissed about it.

Is stepdad a cool guy?

I don't believe you.

Sucks. https://twitter.com/lambofgod/status/1152323482740330496?s=20

Come to Texas.

https://kotaku.com/explosion-reported-at-kyoto-animation-one-person-is-de-1836473998

I guess some unhinged weeb realized his waifu wasn't real and snapped.

wtf dude

An ass that's dummy thicc.

Never heard of it before.

What's in this lube that's making me sting inside? Lime juice.

Lime doesn't go on everything, but they love limes in Mexico.

It's good

We put the "Tex" in Tex-Mex. This thread is for the uninitiated.

If you don't simmer your pork carnitas in pure Dave's Insanity Sauce then you're basic af.

Thank me later.

Those horizontal goatpupils kinda freak me out tbh. Merry Nonbinary Day + 2.

You can come to Texas and experience the same.

Riveting stuff here. I feel like I'm reading a James Patterson novel.