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Codename: Jackass

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    lol
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    When I worked at a convenience store I would steal a drink every now and then when stocking the cooler. I feel kind of bad about it now tbh but they never caught on.
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    Athena did u do any bowling while there?
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    The smell of beets or does the sugar refinement process cause a bad smell? I remember the first time I went by a paper mill. I never knew they could smell so bad.
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    How do you lift the shop? Some sort of crane? A hydraulic jack perhaps? I need to know, I always wanted to shoplift.
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    Alice in Chains is the patrician's grunge band. This is cocaine music though.
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    Pigs squeal a lot when they're being herded in for slaughter. They know what's going to happen. They can smell it.
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    Are they morbidly obese too?
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    Now that you mention it I forgot they put a dairy farm in a couple years ago outside of town. The wind was coming from that direction. lol @ me
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    It's only gay if she doesn't have a feminine penis. If she has a masculine penis then you're gayer than when the balls touch.
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    you gotta eat the leaves and the pithy core and you can't cut the skin off them is da rules
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    A third-wave feminist who doesn't believe the Benghazi Crisis occurred. A strange breed. It's actually spelled "Femighazi" but I don't think Gundamzeni knows this.
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    oh wow I got #rekt hard there how will I recover I might have to go bang my head on the wall for yet another personal failure.
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    Rack and peanut.
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    Lately it's a constant theme around these parts. Or the Campbell's factory putting noxious Prego garlic fumes in the air.
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    What the fuck.
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    ALTS LOLOLOL
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    I already said I'm not.
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    I can't watch that. I'm embarrassed for him.
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    ROFL
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    I'm not a snake. I can't even do a 360 animu spin kick
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    If I could unhinge my jaw and stretch my esophagus five times over I would try.
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