Codename: Jackass

A real father shows love by beating his kids and showing no emotion to them aside from disappointment and contempt. That's how you turn your son into a REAL man.

r u me?

Lots of things

I didn't realize accountants had to do so much computer stuff.

I didn't know insurance adjusters had to do so much programming.

Bring him back!

I hate the Yankees. You just made my list pal.

Tell me more

I think I'm going to post about baseball just to annoy you.

they already are

This is cruel and unusual punishment.

When my dad was a stay at home dad all he did was get drunk and belligerent for two years, kind of ruined the stay at home dad image.

So you're saying I need to tattoo the number four on my chest?

Bring back zeni and hubbb We will not rest

He's a provocateur.

Add hubbb to the list.

um wow ok

they will always take your penis without question.

I know it's going to be hard letting your sons and daughters go to froggy college once they grow up but you'll have to let them go.

I live in a town with a population of 25,000 people. Driving isn't so bad but I've had a few near misses because half the people drive with their head all the way up their ass. Arjen Robben is a modern hero.

Combination of stupid and irresponsible. I have a feeling it was because the driver was drunk or high and they didn't think the cops would perform a thorough investigation and just believe what they found when they pulled up. Freaked me out the worst because I very easily could have been fucked up. become the next Messi and you'll be pullin' pussy left and right I bet being the next le cut inside man would work too.

I never knew people actually bought those things. I thought it was an elaborate ruse on his part.

you'll get 'em next time

That's pretty fuckin' gnarly man. Last summer some idiot ran a red light and plowed into a minivan with a grandma and three kids in it right in front of me. The driver at fault and the passenger switched places and pretended to be knocked out before the cops got there. I think everyone was okay in the end but that stupid fuck was doing 30 at the moment of impact. I hope he went to jail.