Codename: Jackass

When I drink I think about killing myself. Is that bad?

Anybody?

Thanks, I will be submitting your names to the NSA database.

Really gets those synapses sizzling.

What did he mean by this?

That's exactly what the star whackers would want you to say. I know you've been replaced. You're not the real poof. Oh shit it's all falling into place, the last piece of the puzzle is here.

shadoobie shattered

Just stay away from the bedbugs. really they'll fuck you up

Gettin' enough sleep there? Eatin' enough protein and calories? Gettin' your vitamins and minerals? Drinkin' enough water? Makin' sure to do dynamic stretching before workout and static stretching after? Followin' a training regimen? Doin' your squats and eatin' your oats?

My heart grew three sizes this day.

You got rats on the West Side Bed bugs uptown What a mess this town's in tatters, I've been shattered My brain's been battered, splattered all over Manhattan

I'm glad that 80-year-old billionaires will gain a few more bucks in their short lives at the cost of ruining things for the rest of us. This is good.

Alright daddy.

What bothers you the worst in your daily life?

Have you been whacked?

Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots!

I'm sorry for saying it, God.

No, seriously, give it a chance, Ulver rarely disappoint.

I vaguely remember some plot point about the Reptar chocolate bars with the green filling and the parents didn't want the kids having them so it became some sort of odyssey. Shit I was like four when that was on, I barely remember shit but I remember "HEY THERE ARE KIDS ON THE ICE" too. WHAT'S A DINOSAUR GONNA DO WHEN THERE'S KIDS ON THE ICE?

It is good but I rarely ever watch TV anymore. I have like three shows I really care about.

Shit, he could do a bump while I'm out for dental surgery, I don't care as long as he doesn't botch my root canal. Daddy needs a bump real real bad.

Nah, let him have his nose sugar, as long as he fixes my teeth I'm good.