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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Codename: Jackass
    I can find you a beer with grapefruit in it. Speaking of sex on the beach, it probably has a lot of sand in it.
  2. Codename: Jackass
    Please do it.
  3. Codename: Jackass
    Ah, very good. Can't wait for the feds to start busting heads.
  4. Codename: Jackass
    One day some German truck driver told me that joke as he was buying a bottle of Steel Reserve. Maybe Packard ran into that same truck driver and decided to make a thread about some random encounter that people don't care about.
  5. Codename: Jackass
    There's nothing better than doing the work other people don't do and getting no recognition for it.
  6. Codename: Jackass
    It's all the same. It's all the fucking same.
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    Thank you very much. I'll be here until this website shuts down or I get butthurt really bad, like really really bad.
  8. Codename: Jackass
    This was a low-effort post. I'm not at the top of my game right now.
  9. Codename: Jackass
    It's fucking close to water.
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    It helps that it's got a high ABV so a couple bottles'll do ya. The price doesn't mean as much to me if the ABV is high.
  11. Codename: Jackass
    Arrogant Bastard is one of my favorite beers. Really, I like just about anything Stone comes out with.
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    No, no, it is clearly a mango, I need glasses.
  14. Codename: Jackass
    UPDATE: it tasted nothing like an apple!
  15. Codename: Jackass
    If you have hate in your heart, let it out!
  16. Codename: Jackass
    I'm going to start setting it up tomorrow night when I get off work. I'm going to do an ESPN league.
  17. Codename: Jackass
    Goddamn, Newton didn't play around, did he?
  18. Codename: Jackass
    Neither will the Nets. Or the Jets.
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    It's alright man, I'm sure the team will turn it around one of these days.
  20. Codename: Jackass
    "This is the worst game ever."
  21. Codename: Jackass
    It's real easy to check out when there's nothing to hope for.
  22. Codename: Jackass
    Whatever floats your boat, man, I'm still a sports fan. But Philip Rivers is comedy gold.
  23. Codename: Jackass
    I manage. Keeping busy helps. That guy is Philip Rivers, quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers and all-around goofy guy.
  24. Codename: Jackass
    -Mark Twain
  25. Codename: Jackass
    A counselor told me I had anxiety with obsessive tendencies.
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