Codename: Jackass

I've been on a Jesus Lizard and Shellac kick lately.

Based on a true story.

Jahooty

RIP this account.

I wear one pair of shoes until I can't anymore.

@Dudeco

how big we talkin

not by a large margin

I wear size 12 triple E.

horrifying

alright

I prefer ankle socks thx.

u fockin wot m8?

This is disturbing.

They spend more on shoes.

consider it done

THE ONLY THING IT'S GOOD FOR

yes this has been covered in the OP

Everyone shut up The real best rapper is Viper.

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY DO NOT COME BACK ANOTHER DAY

AND IN MY BASEMENT I FOUND RAINING PISS AND IN MY KITCHEN I FOUND MY FRIEND DECEASED

I expect when I return I return to some sort of order Such is not the case No, such is not the case I leave my home I leave it for a couple of weeks I leave my home I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine... BUT HE'S A MOUTH BREATHER!!!

JehutyNinja. Hello!

yeah man I put water on my dingus and derriere just last night probably gonna get cancer now

I leave my home I leave for a couple of weeks I leave my home I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine... BUT HE'S A MOUTH BREATHER