Codename: Jackass

AND IN MY BASEMENT I FOUND RAINING PISS AND IN MY KITCHEN I FOUND MY FRIEND DECEASED

I expect when I return I return to some sort of order Such is not the case No, such is not the case I leave my home I leave it for a couple of weeks I leave my home I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine... BUT HE'S A MOUTH BREATHER!!!

JehutyNinja. Hello!

yeah man I put water on my dingus and derriere just last night probably gonna get cancer now

I leave my home I leave for a couple of weeks I leave my home I leave it in the care of a friend Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy, I like him just fine... BUT HE'S A MOUTH BREATHER

FACT! Water can be chemically synthesized by burning ROCKET FUEL. FACT! Water is one of the primary ingredients in HERBICIDES and PESTICIDES. FACT! Overconsumption of water can cause temporary DEAFNESS, HAIR LOSS and even DEATH! FACT! 100% of people exposed to water WILL DIE. FACT! 100% of ALL DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS and SERIAL KILLERS have admitted to drinking WATER! FACT! Water is the leading cause of DROWNING.

...but he's a mouth breather!

oi m8 u got a fookin pro'lem wit it? i'll hook u in de gabber, sware on me mum i will ya fookin tosser ye fookin wanker

Who are you quoting?

Richard Dawson isn't the dictator we deserve, but the one we need.

public shaming is an excellent motivational tool.

Somehow I don't believe you.

T-shirts are just phase one of my five-step wealth plan.

It's alright

The crew: fit, lit, no shit.

He's got a 40 of Mickey's in one hand and the steering wheel in the other, and he's coming for YOU!

That's right, you know he'll put any of you suckers through a table if you cross him.

What if this has been a years-long, elaborate mindgame by Zeni and he's actually an independently wealthy multi-millionaire who dicks around on here for the amusement?

better not come back for seconds! *tips brim of hat, unsheathes katana*

Do we get to play Fallout with better graphics and increased difficulty?

I'm gonna give you an opportunity to get in on the ground floor of my new graphic design company, Porno Graphics. We do signs and T-shirts and other shit, no real porno involved but dumb teenagers will buy it.

Gotta put in work to pleasure a woman like that.

yooooooo

very nice I like it