Codename: Jackass

We tend to think of life as an inexhaustible well, yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless. Are you lost?

I have been busy work work, haven't set up the league yet. Might have to wait until Monday.

are you lost?

I'm gonna remember this one.

Phillies is seething.

I can find you a beer with grapefruit in it. Speaking of sex on the beach, it probably has a lot of sand in it.

Please do it.

Ah, very good. Can't wait for the feds to start busting heads.

One day some German truck driver told me that joke as he was buying a bottle of Steel Reserve. Maybe Packard ran into that same truck driver and decided to make a thread about some random encounter that people don't care about.

There's nothing better than doing the work other people don't do and getting no recognition for it.

It's all the same. It's all the fucking same.

Thank you very much. I'll be here until this website shuts down or I get butthurt really bad, like really really bad.

This was a low-effort post. I'm not at the top of my game right now.

It's fucking close to water.

It helps that it's got a high ABV so a couple bottles'll do ya. The price doesn't mean as much to me if the ABV is high.

Arrogant Bastard is one of my favorite beers. Really, I like just about anything Stone comes out with.

No, no, it is clearly a mango, I need glasses.

UPDATE: it tasted nothing like an apple!

If you have hate in your heart, let it out!

I'm going to start setting it up tomorrow night when I get off work. I'm going to do an ESPN league.

Goddamn, Newton didn't play around, did he?

Neither will the Nets. Or the Jets.

It's alright man, I'm sure the team will turn it around one of these days.

"This is the worst game ever."