Codename: Jackass

That guy who tried to get in the apartment wanted in on the action.

Look at it this way: in fifty years it won't matter!

That was a good pre-flight "shower," huh?

What ever happened to Goldschlager, anyway?

1. I didn't use any racial epithets or encourage anyone to commit sudoku so I could try harder in that department. 2. Posted a selfie of my not as fat, still fat ass. 3. Maybe make a secret alt and make fun of people for whom I have contempt.

I'm sorry you had to imbibe that.

Beautiful. So simple, yet so elegant.

Oh lovely Thanx 4 that

My mom is 65.

I might start dyeing my hair silver.

Topjej

Will you kiss her on the lips?

My hair is brownish blonde. No hope.

You can be

You have a medical disorder it would seem.

Sorry you're unfortunate.

Hairs fall out and grow back, ya silly.

I will go grey as God intended. Kicking and screaming all the way.

I haven't pulled any out of my head but I've got them in my beard and body hair. I'm falling apart.

I'm 27 for another week.

Stockholm Syndrome is better.

Play me like a dummy like "Bitch, are you dumb?"

No, I still feel. Kinda sucks sometimes.

Nude is one of my favorite Radioman songs.

I don't take pills. Don't wanna be a zombie.