Codename: Jackass

Every month is pride month.

If I'm listening to something it's a lot easier to lose interest and miss stuff. If she's listening while working I doubt it's anything more than background noise. I'd much rather read. I feel I'll absorb more information that way.

The number of people I see without a mask is horrifying. But it's all a hoax. Whatever. Maybe I'll be asymptomatic and kill someone inadvertently.

It's happening again

Good day

Boomer and the Flab

No

Well at least you got it.

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It's been over 24 hours and they haven't called me. I'm gonna have to go over there every day until I get my jeans.

I just want the people to give me my shit, it was an honest mistake.

No... the most dangerous game.

I went by the house yesterday morning and nobody was home, so I wrote them a note telling me to contact me so I could pick them up. They still haven't called me. I want my jeans goddamn it.

I didn't know you had a taste for longpig.

Why do the neighbors smell of sugared puffed wheat cereal?

It's where I belong.

I was trying to sleep boi

Throw your phone away.

Goddamn them I hate mosquitos so much.

Scream real loud once Gordon wakes up. It'll give you an adrenaline boost.

That little fuzzball starts meowing really loud at like 7:00 AM and that's terrible.

Put me down for ten cases of those.

I'll start mixing seltzer water from the store and mid-shelf vodka and sell it. I'll call it "Fight Law."

I'm ready for October so I can sit sipping a märzen with my door open as the north wind chills my bones.