Codename: Jackass

here you go

Really gets those synapses sizzlin'.

One day I aspire to be as pointless as a jellyfish. I'm already well on my way.

btw I'm not drunk thanks

then did you ever really drunkpost at all? The caveat to this is that you have to retain your typing skills or the jig is up.

It's all the same shit. Once, some jerkoff was like "why don't we make this amount of time mean some arbitrary thing?" and then that was it. Everything was ruined forever. The sun doesn't care about "days". None of this shit even makes sense and I'm posting it anyway.

And I workwith the public so no telling how many other people got sick because of me, but I don't get PTO until a year passes so fuck it.

Same thing happened to me.

I SAID GOD DAMN

The one where I do nothing, say nothing, go nowhere.

Make sure you have a contingency for any Tampa Bay or Miami players you're starting this week. Their game was postponed due to the incoming hurricane.

Probably call me and ask if I had a second choice. Or they can bring back nothing. Sometimes if you want it done right you have to do it yourself.

I'm also a little drunk but I'm spending too much time thatway here lately.

Patriots Bills Texans Steelers Cardinals Buccaneers Falcons Raiders Bengals Eagles Rams Panthers Seahawks Cowboys Vikings Broncos GOAT: Patriots LOL: Jets

excuse me?

APRIL FOO-

No one loves me and neither do I.

That's a pretty good movie.

Are you a rookie? Do you need an expert to give you the rag rubdown? I'm available between the hours of 11:00 PM and 4:00 AM.

Set your line-ups each week. Check the matchups to see which player has a more advantageous one.

Only rookies neglect to wet the rag on the stick.

You have to talk about The Simpsons.

:it:

No one's gonna show up anyway. StarPanda[/member] Distortedreasoning[/member] 1pooh4u[/member] sahockeygrl15[/member]