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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Codename: Jackass
    It's like taffy but worse and it barely tastes like chocolate.
  2. Codename: Jackass
    100 Grand is a much better turd bar.
  3. Codename: Jackass
    Baby Ruth is okay but I like Snickers better.
  4. Codename: Jackass
    Probably the pan-seared salmon fillets with garlic, chives, butter and lemon sauce I ate just now.
  5. Codename: Jackass
    This I can get behind. Solid B-tier.
  6. Codename: Jackass
    I think about driving my car into a highway median some days.
  7. Codename: Jackass
    Butter
  8. Codename: Jackass
    They belong in the garbage can.
  9. Codename: Jackass
    Exactly.
  10. Codename: Jackass
    Ever notice how they look like little turds? Shit candy. Awful.
  11. Codename: Jackass
    We didn't get past second base.
  12. Codename: Jackass
    Fecal transplantation is a real medical procedure and it can entirely change somebody's diet and lifestyle. You give a fat guy a thin guy's stool and boom fat guy loses weight. Intestinal microbiome is very powerful.
  13. Codename: Jackass
    Also a wet willy.
  14. Codename: Jackass
    I will forcibly hold you down and give you a titty twister.
  15. Codename: Jackass
    We'll poop back and forth if you don't get off our asses.
  16. Codename: Jackass
    About 50% of my caloric intake is fat. 25% protein 25% carbs. Maybe my gut flora need to figure it out.
  17. Codename: Jackass
    I eat vegetables every day boi
  18. Codename: Jackass
    Yo Crescent Fresh
  19. Codename: Jackass
    I've been cutting carbs the past couple weeks and I'm constipated af lately. Why god why
  20. Codename: Jackass
    Yes I want in.
  21. Codename: Jackass
    I also had a spinach salad with carrots and tomatoes with Italian vinaigrette.
  22. Codename: Jackass
    I ate scrambled eggs with potatoes, jalapeños, yellow bell pepper, onion and cheddar cheese. Pretty good.
  23. Codename: Jackass
    Little to care about tbh.
  24. Codename: Jackass
    dont get infected pls thnx
  25. Codename: Jackass
    Yah but u can still b infected gg kid
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