Codename: Jackass

I'm not giving you a platonic kiss on the lips.

I'm big boned meanie

I posted ITT because I wanted to be called fat. fat fat fatty boombalatty

@Doom Metal Alchemist It's p good Very Sabbathy

That's a wide-open layup if I've ever seen one.

fuk u

http://www.zombo.com/

You get a day or two before zamby so you can hide your bite from the group and when people ask you what's wrong because you're all pale and sweaty you're like "haha just freaked out man heh" and then you pull up your pants leg when nobody's looking and there's a big chunk of flesh missing out of your ankle with like grey skin and purple veins radiating out. And then you fall into a coma in the middle of some intense shit and nobody can do anything about it until you've already zombo.com tear their faces off rip eat good taste

I hate me too but Oreos are not the answer. Trust me, I've suffered for it.

Sardines and smoked oysters all the goddamn time. Sardines for the fish oil and protein. Oysters also for protein, but mainly because they're loaded with iron and vitamin B12, along with some other trace nutrients like zinc and copper. Ever since I cut beef and refined grains out of my diet I've had a hard time getting enough iron so when I learned about oysters I was on board. They're great, not even joking.

Reposting here because she's my little turd.

@Doom Metal Alchemist

Why would you abuse your pancreas and endocrine system like that?

Come and take it.

I miss

Correct. If you were in last year you'll log in with the same username and you should already be in.

I'll send it out once I have my laptop. Can't send it mobile forsomereason. Just got off work.

It's like gambling!

I'll take care of it. Actually check to see if you're already in, you should be.

Goodnight sweet prince

You should already be in, league auto-renewed. Check to be sure.

Got a spot open. You'll need to create a Yahoo account if you don't have one. I'll PM you the invitation link. FantasyPros is a good source, they have tools that help you set your lineups and also free articles and cheat sheets from over a hundred experts. Also if you just search around on Google for who to draft, who to avoid, what to expect you'll find some information. We've got a good mix here. Some of us are veterans, some of us don't have as much experience.

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It's not Jameis' fault that the defenders are in the way of his throws, guys.