Codename: Jackass

Just have to show up for the draft and make sure you set your lineups, I probably spend 30-60 minutes on it per week, usually closer to 60 though because I add and drop players a lot and second guess myself all the time. Lots of people just set their lineup and forget it and that takes like fifteen minutes. I'm not sure if we're full or not, but I'll know more in a few days. I'm going to be handling this mostly on the boards and the UEMB Discord server, but I'll keep you in mind.

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Thanks mom you're the best.

If we can't get everyone on board we can either run a smaller league or I might be able to get some people from another board I post on to join if they're game for it. Don't worry, they're not any weirder than the people here.

@Raptorpat also I remember you saying you were in touch with Skiles recently, if that's the case let him know the league is a go, please.

Check to see if you're already in the league, it auto-renewed back in July and I can't resend invitations without either deleting the league or removing people and re-adding them.

@Raptorpat kindly save the thing, Mei Ling.

Alright I'm not gonna make excuses for being a lazy turd, but I also wasn't even sure if any of my leagues were going to happen since corona and all that. However, I'm in if you're in. I'll make it clear now that I'm going to be an active commissioner in spite of my laziness in setting this thing up. Draft is set for Sunday, September 6 at 12:30 PM CDT. Do da math. I will be sending out invitations shorty after posting this message. @molarbear @panic @scoobdog @Satou Kazuma @Skiles @sahockeygrl15 @Distortedreasoning @StarPanda @Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung @SheemaGorath ===CONFIRMED PLAYERS=== Satou Kazuma panic scoobdog molarbear sahockeygrl15 StarPanda 1pooh4u Skiles distorted_reasoning

Respond!

Yea

You shall

Yes

Why would you do this to me? What did I do to enrage you so?

I need my shower time to be a meditative, purging and cathartic experience. I let out all the evil in my soul and lay in the bathtub shivering and screaming in agony for an hour. Then I soap up in cold water.

I'll grunt and groan and make sure to eat lots of eggs and cheese beforehand.

Kills lots of creepy crawlies if you can stand the white dust everywhere.

Sprinkle diatomaceous earth under the mattress, under the bed and in crevices.

I'm glad you didn't break your neck.

And now you have an embarrassing story to tell people! Not concussed?

Good your home is intact though.

She's Lump, she's Lump. She's in my head. She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump. She might be dead.