lupin_bebop

Making Mac and cheese at 1:30 AM because I can

Sigh. *sits down and eats popcorn*

So......you're worth less than what an IT staffer is worth?

I took this in Sam's Club months ago....I was hoping it wasn't real FOREVER. I STILL don't want to believe it.

Meh.

Finishing a project I’ve been working on Getting a vocal take right within 1-3 tries Not having to drive to BFE for a client Not wearing pants the feeling after a great fart

OMG CHEESE WHEELS

She decided to sit like a people.

I should ask one of the franchisees (if I can find their number) how many extra they have. >.>

Executing a real live taint singing “Let It Go” dipping your balls in wax Impeaching Trump Using the English language correctly really good service at a decent restaurant, and you can afford to tip your waiter well because because

A Fat Nazi in overalls and a cowboy hat?

..........Garlic toast......with cheese

Lotioning your taint after a marathon Yelling real loud into a cat’s ass Fresh French fries Leading a revolution against the proletariat Rescuing food with the 5-second rule

Yes his beard. It had bread behind it.

I haven’t see that in FOREVER

Meh

Lotioning someone else’s butt after a shower Kicking a fucking bee Becoming a motherfucking sorcerer Electrojaculating a capuchin monkey

I had a dream once that I tried to flying kick Chuck Norris in the face. Unfortunately, he flexed his beard and roundhoused me in the face.

Meat Loaf