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Why do you give a fuck?

Yeah......you’re nasty, all right.....the prescriptions and pills tell me that

Dude. Did you seriously tag Pat in this? What the actual fuck? You DO realize it doesn’t matter, right? We are not owned by anyone, and there is no age restriction for this place. So, what the fuck are you on about? It would be different if say.....they were that age and posted CP. Also, knowing who is involved, it’s probably a joke, anyway.

Your right hand. Well....it IS the holidays......so....your LEFT hand.

Pidgeys spawn from every orifice here in Dallas. Every orifice. I gave up on shiny hunt. I only get low IV shiny Pokémon.

Because the only thing more useless than Alolan Pokémon.....is useless evolutions for evolution sake

TL;DR: You’ve fucked up any possibilities with men because you’re a dirty vaginal discharge. It’s the other way around. You think they want to keep you around? They don’t. I can tell you why, but I know you won’t listen. I could tell you how to instantly become more attractive, successful, and monogamous, but, as we ALL know, you’ll: Blow me off Ignore me Miss the point entirely Be a whore Be a STUPID whore Fuck it up Care more about your fucking drug addiction than anything else Insult the very people you want to attract Try to insult me and my successful relationship Not accept the fact that you are a dumpster fire and failure of a human So, yeah. No. I’m not going to help you, because you are a sad, pathetic failure of a woman who is just now realizing that nobody truly likes, loves, or respects her because she spent her life whoring. It’s too late to start trying to be a better person now, because you’ve fucked up all possibilities of that. Start collecting cats and dogs now, bitch, because that about the only male companionship you’ll have from now on.

No.

That’s because.....well.....what else is there in Brooklyn other than shitty white people and pigeons? wait.........you WANT Pidgey spawns? The actual fuck?

I’m on that same one. I have to catch a Ditto still. FUCK. THAT. QUEST.

Also, got another 100%......Togepi...

ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING TIME.

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Ha

Yes. Because I can afford to do so.

I like the bacon. It's nice. I WANT BACON NOW. I IS HUNGRY.

Oldie but goodie....also.....because.....you icon

One of my favorites

Meh.

Already ahead of that and past it.

Poor people are poor because they have no choice. They aren’t paid enough, you white priveleged asshole.

He can’t see dumpster fires.

Remember: you brought this on yourself. I have dank memes for years....

Because I was busy. You called me while I was driving with people in the car.