Naraku4656

nah, i don't feel the world owes me sex. i'm aware the problem is me, but i'm too stubborn to do anything about it

i guess a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance is still a chance

salt and vinegar

SHUT UP OLD MAN I HAVE A DREAM. and by that i mean a naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

i mean i'm poor ramen noodles

to take naps

except unlike zeni, i have a salary

and it's like dude we both work for the man now, we're old. the man is the one that pays the most money just shut up and deal with it like the rest of us, jesus

you know i actually feel bad for people working minimum wage. breaking out of character for a minute it's been 7.25 since i was in high school and i was earning close to that shit back then. it was honestly an insult. like thanks for an hour here's 7 bucks go buy yourself a soda, kid. like fuck you old man i have dreams. also ive been drinking

my yearbook got lost and i never cared about those people. i think some of them are working at the same jobs they were working at in high school which i think is pretty sad honestly

is that a thing the kids are still saying. i don't know all the hot new trends these days

pregnant

you hurt its feelings

radio edit? i never listen to edited stuff. and i like medium salsa and i've never done pilates

AND NONE OF YOU WILL EVER SEE IT. because I deleted the pic. I only really got it to tease her and never showed it to anyone except her in the time I did have it.

Find out if I'm having a stroke You can only eat bees. What do you do

At least one of us is. *Feeds cats in the dark*

Depends how much of a bigot they are. Rarely bring it up? Don't care Bring it up everyday? No

8 and 1/2 to 9 depending on the shoe

we'll all go on a boat and sneak into canada

i'll invest that money in Ramen Noodles INC

idk maybe

eat your heart out

spare a ramen noodle?