Naraku4656

which is?

cashier in a supermarket. was a high school job and i made like $7.25 an hour. also post your old hourly wage for shits and giggles

well fine

@DBZ4ever

that's not the point. think of everything as a futurama reference. EVERYTHING. you wanted my advise, you're getting it

wrong reference dude, remember think like her

though you're luckier than me. i've only been able to get 2 people that i didn't meet through the internet to date me exclusively...then again i've only been able to get 2 people FROM the internet to date me exclusively. so i guess i'm even

zeni is the true master. i am just a humble zombie

you can't go all in at first or she'll think you're just depressing. quoting any futurama quote would make it seem too heavy handed. you should have said this then she would have sucked your dick and then you'd get her to say

wut how?

man if i took a video me doing work at my workplace i'd be fired faster than i could say HR

my 12th grade psych teacher was hot. she was also probably like 10 years older than me at the time

i don't know where these teachers were when i was in school

maybe i can finally leave it that way through the end of the year

BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME

that and I love me some Savage Garden

WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT OUTCOME

tell Gordon to get a job

ok that's pretty funny

charge your phone dude

get a new car