Naraku4656

that sexy chipmunk look, that shitty sync system, wrapped in one mediocre package. if that doesn't make you harder than a diamond, nothing will

get yourself a real man's car

because i don't feel like having to replace magenta and yellow in order to have my printer graciously allow me to print in black and white when i only ever need to print in black and white 99.9% of the time.

a monochrome laser printer . doesn't it just make everything more erotic

at least yours are. one of these days mine will give up

Both my parents expect grandkids. My sibling doesn't want any and neither do I sooooooo

Yeah my gf and I hate kids too. When my parents ask it's always an awkward "WELL YOULL CHANGE YOUR MIND" my bank account says otherwise

I feel like out of all the people commenting here, Sasha would probably make the better parent

Granted, you are now Captain Lou Albano I want to be able to eat all the junk food I want and not gain weight

You ever see those awful hentai comics where the dude cums so hard that it shoots out her mouth like a sperm rocket.

I lied. That $5 is now earmarked so I'm broke

/r/ihavesex

i have $5. my credit cards are uh...not here right now please leave a message after the beep

BEEEEEES?

Mmm crappy chocolate cause the good stuff is taken

the only people you can mind control don't speak english so they can't understand your commands i want the power of love

shut up and blow me

i swear to god

hey some people are just that out there https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2018/may/02/the-universe-is-an-egg-and-the-moon-isnt-real-notes-from-a-flat-earth-conference

GLORY GLORY GLORYHOOOOOOOLE

i'm not restricted to only older. i think the youngest i've gone was 3 years younger but even that was a bit weird for me, and it didn't last more than a month. the last one i had was exactly the same age as me.

your mom

you realize that a cover up that large would have required the Soviet Union of the 60's to not only cooperate with not calling us out, but to also have faked their footage of Yuri Gagarin going to space in 1961 and have the US also not call them out? think of two major world powers that hated each other more than the US and the Soviet Union in the 1960s. there wasn't one

you're joking