Naraku4656

both are true actually. i'm usually pretty cash poor. it's also a consequence of talking to people within the same income bracket who are doing a lot "better" than i am and gauging where i'm at and also being extremely aggressive in saving. an example is that i got an $80 a month raise after tax. but my newest paycheck showed up in pending in my bank, and i'm only going to see $10 of that.

it takes like 30 seconds to do it, wash your goddamn legs

also me

me irl

Astolfo is gay

i thought about tagging him but then i remembered that i don't care

i'm one of the lowest earners in my friend group of similarly aged people who are within the same or similar field.

do you want to join my MLM, if you recruit 700 other people and give all your money to me YOU CAN MAKE MILLIONS

i hardly make anything, i'm just good at not spending anything

well i'm talking to an adviser on friday. it's been at least over a year since i've talked to one so i'm probably overdue

https://www.forbes.com/sites/trulia/2016/07/11/new-to-budgeting-why-you-should-try-the-50-20-30-rule/#3153304d32e9

3ish% isn't really great for a 20 something. i guess neither is .0000001% i'm talking to an adviser on friday and they can probably tell me what to do. i've been averaging 5ish on my own not including 401k but i think i can do better

https://ew.com/tv/2019/05/13/arthur-mr-ratburn-gay-pbs/

i usually talk to people over the phone but i just like having the option in case i need it. i've had to go the bank a bunch of times (depositing stuff because the mobile app is terrible)

yeah but their stock always goes up when they announce something and the XS is starting to get long in the tooth

the MJ thing is so ubiquitous that back in like elementary school there used to be a playground game (don't remember what) where the kids counted off by saying in hindsight it wasn't such a nice thing to say, but we were maybe 11 or 12 at the most

fine.

Dreamcast was better

oh we're counting online? weeeeeeeeeeeeell idk then, 8 maybe? 9?

i don't disagree that SCOTUS fucked that stock but a lot of it also has to do with China coming back and saying "lol yeah ok, sure bud"

or just budget well. 50/30/20, baby

looking at my portfolio after coming home

oof indeed. thank god i got my head out of my ass a few months back and diversified wait even those are down too, SAVE ME BONDS YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE

Fuck Trump

Ooof. Well there goes the rest of the beer in my fridge later