PhilosipherStoned

Wasn't... Damn I forgot the name, I'm bad with names. Oh @Kweerie.... I guess she isn't around to host it though? I should probably be able to judge if needed. Also 2000 words isn't steep so I'll make a submission if I'm not needed as a judge this time. Either way it'll be fun!

yup.

growerbear.

Damn son..

So sexual..

He could have big balls and a small dick though. 🤔

Lupene_Bedbop

Had to post this twice..

I actually didn't know. I don't think I've read any of the books, and it's been a while since I watched the movies.

I was heading towards apec-ker, but I was like Apex.... Apex... That's really as far as I got.

What's a muggle? Oh I googled it. Wow. Shows how big of Harry Potter fan I am.

@Ric BigDicRic.

I feel like the best thing to do would be make up an asian philosopher name that doubles as inuendo.. I wish I could do better than Hee Soe Long. Edit: Philosipher_Hung So Lo?

Oh wait am I supposed to do mine? PhilosipherStud, Philosipher'S_long....PhilosipherSchlong, Philosipher Hee_Soe_Long...

It's_SO_Long______>

That_One_Penis