PhilosipherStoned

I've heard the testers will just take the hair from other places on your body. Lol I mean shaving my whole body is an option a guess, but it's pretty much a dead give away as well, and I've heard the SOP is to turn people away or even fail them if they show up completely shaved.. I just wish I had a better idea of what my chances are.. I've read It takes a week + for smoked thc to make it's way into your hair follicles, and the one time I smoked this year was a small amount I got on the 6th..but I smoked bowls of it for 3 or 4 days that week. I mean I think there's at least some chance I'll pass. I just want a better idea before tomorrow afternoon.

I too am worried. Can I borrow some hair? What if I buy a really convincing wig for my drug test.. Nah even if it fooled them they'd probably be able to see the hair wasn't mine and I don't know shit about wigs. They might end up testing hair that isn't even human.

Lol at the open tabs on those screenshots.

I'm still nervous as fuck. Why the hell do they do pre-employment hair follicle tests to work as a "packing helper" at a freaking flour mill.

They just said ok to that last remark I made that was sort of a reveal. I was hoping they would make themselves look more stupid with that fake ex boyfriend story.

I think they realize I'm not buying this fake account with a stolen picture now..

Well at least I'm smart enough to not try that. I've already washed all the hair on my body with two types of shampoo, and even used a little of two types of bleach in the process. I don't recommend you try that at home unless your careful though. Vinegar is suggested to help this process too... I might use a few more chemicals, but I'm definitely not going overboard since there's a good chance it doesn't even affect the test. Some say cutting the hair off and obstaining is the only way.. Of course there are insanely expensive shampoos marketed for this kind of thing, but I haven't the time nor the funds to be expirimenting with that crap.

Over the years I've done a lot of digging into drug testing specifics since Marijuana has such a long detection time, but I have never once had to actually take a hair follicle test. I know there's a lot of rumors or legends out there that a hair strand can throw a positive if you smoked heavily years ago, and that it's so much more fine tuned..but in all the research into it I've done it seems like it's not as exact as a lot of people think. Here's the situation. I've went pretty much all year without smoking, and passed 2 urine tests and a swab test so far, but about a week and a half ago I decided to buy a $20, and pretty much split that in half with a friend since he usually gives it to me for free anyway. Today the company I've been working for through a temp agency decided to hire me, and HR just gave me the form to go get a hair follice test done a few hours ago when I got done with my shift. That clinic closes in a half an hour so I'm probably just going to wait until tomorrow to go anyway. I got off at 3pm, and that clinic closes at 6 so that didn't give me much time to get it done anyway. If they ask why I didn't do it yesterday I'll say I had a situation I had to take care of at home, and by the time I was done it was too late to get in. With urine tests I'm usually golden, and I've passed those with less days to cleanse than I already have under my belt this time, but the fact I've never had a hair follicle, and the data I'm getting about them is so varying makes me incredibly nervous. A lot of info I'm reading says that hair follicle tests suck at detecting infrequent users at all though, and like I said I just smoked a little skimp $10 sack of some dirt weed a week ago, and that's all I've smoked this year. What do you think my chances are? I'm hoping someone here has some real experience with hair tests, and how they relate to pot..

Salmon and asparagus? For real.. I'm normally not a Gordon Ramsay type dude at all lol, but I guess that triggered me. 😆

Well at least you have a positive outlook about I guess lol.

I don't want to know.. That combination irritates me for some reason anyway.. I can do Asparagus every now in then. Keep that shit away from the Salmon though.. You want to add some veggies do kale, spinach or literally anything else.. Asparagus.. Really why u gonna put that with the Salmon.

omg share the wealth. 😲

wtf.. That guys voice in the last one. Also I might need a translation lol. 😆

https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/9330920/coronavirus-parody-songs

lol. That's.. a conflict of nature.

Nice. I wish I lived in a big enough area where I could do that sometimes, but I also really like the few perks liviing in a small town comes with.

Not this town.. and I shit you not I havent even ate at one. Honestly I might have as a kid at some point I'm not sure. If I did it definitely was a bland experience.

Lots of typos, but grammatically speaking it seems pretty sound from what I've read so far. Good job. Your grammar deteriorates as the article goes on though, and some run-on sentences/ odd word choices make it a bit.. off.

Shit they might have actually I didn't think about that really. I don't think it's gone that far here.. This is a small "hole in the wall" kind of town. Of course walmart was torn up still when I went for a bit of grocieries.. I had to pay like $7 for some expensive "organic" brand milk because literally all the normal milk was bought out. It shows open on google, but driving down main street the other day it was eerily dead around a lot of businesses.

She got back in town too late anyway. I was the one that suggested going somewhere to eat she just wanted to meet and "hang out" originally. I think I want to go to Tokyo Japanese Steak House if we do do a dinner date.. I haven't been there in forever.

Pssh. I knew if I got prepared to go somewhere it'd be a waste, but she came back with the story that she's out of town. She messaged me on facebook that she wanted to 'hang out', and when I asked her what's been going on with her she basically said she was looking forward to seeing me tonight.. idk. Women.. I have to work tomorrow, and I havent had a single day off this week working at a flour mill.. Oh well. I could've messaged her earlier I was just nervous myself admittedly.. Also tired from throwing flour bags into hoppers, and factory piping, and sweeping what very well could of been a metric ton of flour off of the floors.. 🙃