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bigdick

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  1. I was going in another direction with that but I can play along like haha those silly kids and not knowing how to ride dick properly, right? up down up down up -- uh oh ! benddddd ~ sex ed will never be the same
  2. but i have nothing but good things to say about you
  3. "Dick Crusher" really fucking confused me, but then I realized that's just the fake name I chose way back then. Good job, 14 year old me, good job. Protect yo identity.
  4. Kinda One time a guy called my cousin asking to hang out with me etc, and I didn't know he was still on the phone with her when I gave her my honest, bit too rude opinion of the dude, and why I wanted to stay home. She says he didn't hear anything and he's never brought it up, but uh .. that's doubtful considering how loud I was.
  5. oh nevermind for some reason I assumed you didn't really have to talk to people and just listen to music all shift or whatever fok that
  6. I like my job but hate my coworkers. Literally going back to school just so I could be that annoying bitch that writes everybody up.
  7. man washing dishes is such a chill job I would love that shit
  8. sconex was the facebook OG
  9. I often call customer service just to hear someone tell me "have a good day!"
  10. hey that's me where'd you get that
  11. get a new doctor
  12. Fresh lettuce, spicy jalapenos, and black olives scattered between 2 thick pieces of walnut bread soaked in the blood of a virgin with her tongue sliced like salami
  13. bigdick

    This just in

    ? I gave my kids cannabis last night this thread is fake news
  14. Playstation 1 With a ps2, a 2k pc, and a ps4 years later, my list ends there. tbh it could also have something to do with the fact that I'm no longer a child and don't have as much time as I used to for this stuff. I did enjoy pc gaming 2010-2012. Very much so in fact.. rip college life
  15. I'm so glad I'm not living passed a hundred oh read that wrong
  16. I work 11 pm - 7 am tbh it's the best work hours for a gamer, but it also steals game time on busy weeks My friend just gifted me pulsefire cait broooo I cannot wait to play league ;__; I'ma be one of those classic well dressed feeders :^) Yeah, arams are good for mechanical practice.
  17. lmao I'm glad this thread went from pizza to nerding. What's abam??? Practice norms def needed for me ~_~ I'll likely suck tho so you have to be ok with that. :fap: I'm down to use them to show you how Karma support works if you want, 2 birds 1 stone. I can either just talk you through it while I ADC, or I can support you with her. I think going both ways is the best way to go about it though. She isn't much different from the way you'd play her mid lane, minus items and her focus after lane phase. (prioritize R/E over R/Q as support in team fights) dunno when to catch you tho cause I been working every night 11-7 x__x :( yo i need a new mouse pad Mine is this tiny little thing I got as a vegas souvenir over a decade ago ... My movement is so restricted. There's no space on my desk for stuff like that though, I have a tv on it and 2 huge monitors =_= NEED NEW DESK, THEN MOUSEPAD. jelly
  18. that's not fair for us ladies with bad dentures
  19. That's prob cause of the solo elo you're in. Silver players are the worst at following instruction, advice, or any form of friendly constructive criticism. You're really supposed to mute chat and just carry with map pressure and warding. Like don't even waste your time on that shit, fuk em. Sona is great in silver/low gold, but I'd recommend Karma seriously. You can clean up stupid ADC mistakes -scratch that- stupid team mistakes with op aoe shield, pair that with a locket later, and spoon feed mid and bot lane with her root that's off cd like every 6-10 seconds. Plus, her poke is seriously amazing early game, which is perfect for over aggressive idkhowtorightclicktho ad carries. At level 3, you perma E+W+R->Q the squishy one in lane until they're low enough to kill.
  20. nu i mean like my actual solo queue rank Rewards are nice to secure, but it's not the sameeee THAT LOG IN SCREEN IS PULSEFIRE CAIT OUT IS SHE FUUUU DKFDKFD FK ME FK ME FKME
  21. ok this is sexist women are not things
  22. hell yeah i do oh
  23. lmao set on climbing I haven't played league srsly in ages fear I'm gonna end this season unranked but there's just no time to be consistent ya flex was just fun time with friends since they took my ranked teams away ;-;
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