inhumanrampager

You look like someone over stuffed a sausage and painted it with mayo.

My beard is still better than yours.

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

Don't know how you were the first person to get it, but yep. Now he just needs the mustache.

Nope! Totally not hanging out with Evilbob either.

It's all a work guys. He pays people off so he can flip them with his dick.

Do you get it?

They don't think you're alpha enough to watch football. Duh.

Look out, we got a badass over here.

Then go eat a dick!

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad.

I will never not like Ric Flair.

Well first you take the chicken, and you know, you take the grapes, you know, and the walnuts, you know, and you chop em up, you know.

Spend my days working hard on the go, but the hands on the clock keep spinning too slow. I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight.

Please don't insult human feces, especially when comparing them to my mother.

What, you mean girls don't like guys who watch My Little Pony? Who'da thunk it?

You can call me Uncle Daddy.

Naaaaaaaaah

I can be your uncle, but I can also be your daddy.

Damn alts

Who are you again?

I want to go to bacon camp too!

Why? Why me? Why am I on your list dude? I want you to understand this under no uncertain terms: I think you're a cunt. This is something I've understood for the roundabouts 10 years I've known you. That is too much time. Your holier than thou attitude and constant lies to try to one up people in your self imposed dick waving contest are insane. What in Satan's shithole are you compensating for? It's literally insane. Get help, or don't, I don't care. We were better off strangers. I dream for the day you are forgotten.