inhumanrampager

I'm the sexiest damn bitch who doesn't post. And I know, because everyone forgot about me, and I forgot about you. So really, we're just too sexy for each other. It's just a forum of sexy bitches.

Not really, but fuck, at least you saw the humor in it. And while I see your point, dude, you'd stick to shit like glue, even if you didn't like it. Even though we'd still party up if everyone was in a totally different game. That last bit though is true. Can't win over everyone.

This right here sums up the entire thread :D

MORE SALT FOR THE SALT KING!

If only I was as cool as you to own a fedora.

Ugh, Christ I hope not. And I'm an Atheist!

Quite the contrary, I thought it was a pun.

First, it was a jerking off joke, not a cutting joke. (And please, tell us when you cum, we're all very curious.) Second, like everyone calls it the xbone. There's no newness to that. There's no crusade here. This isn't a crusade against PS as a whole, it's just pretty much half our xbox crew at this point telling Naraku he's an idiot. And apparently, so are you, because you fail to see that very key point.

Is your wrist sore yet?

But then he developed Stockholm Syndrome.

Well you clearly missed the second part of that. Enjoy the....well, I'd call it a circle jerk, but since it's just you and Naraku, enjoy the dutch rudder.

It's like, after a while, even just a bathing suit is too much to wear in the heat.

But I can't "whip" it out. It's more of an unzip...then "boop." I'm a grower, not a shower.

All of my WAT???

Nah, we're clearly launching an offense here. What it is is Naraku complaining he has no one to play with, but he jumped ship. Nothing wrong with jumping ship, but he's like an ostrich. If he doesn't see it, it's not there. So to him, Team IB is dead, when it is in fact alive and kicking every single night of the week.

There's not enough nude beaches here. By here, I mean in the States in general. I guess that's what happens when you live in a country founded by Puritans.

I play games with Ravie when he's not on Overwatch. Naraku on the other hand would whine no one is on Overwatch on the Destiny raid night (Thursdays, random Saturdays).

I am not, nor was I ever, Sophistry.

But that's when you get a robotic prosthetic dick and fuck like a Terminator. "Cum with me if you want to live." Edit: In hindsight, that was a bit more rapey than intended.

I really am.

You tell the truth like Donald Trump!

You just blew my fucking mind.

Yea, you're right, I don't want pics.

You lie!!!

But that would make you a badass. "Yo, I'm so badass, I lost my dick to a spider and lived to tell the tale."