naraku360

I was sad, then I thought about when I was in grade school and farted so hard my chair shook and everyone froze in disbelief at the massive 30 second boom conveniently timed during a moment of silence. I'm not sad any more...

I'm legally blind and I can tell where the trees are.

..... Can you prove that it started the way you're saying?

The climate part.

I dunno, ask the guy about to be president. That's his wildfire solution.

I hear we could use our giant water faucet.

Goddamn, the stupid comes too fast.

[Packard responds with something incredibly stupid]

"I lifted 50 over my head with one arm." [video linked showing it isn't 50] "That's not 50, but I could make it 50!"

Packard is the special kind of stupid, though. It's impressive.

Probably? It's Packard. I only ask for his opinion to go on an inane, incompetent but unintentionally hilarious adventure.

I must find out the thoughts of Packard. He's an anomaly of absurd ignorance that should not exist in a reasonable world. I have a fascination with weird, often dumb shit. It's all in the name of science, considering Packard manages to be one of very few people I still know whose opinions are of no other value.

Insurance companies control the cost of hospitals. They could make the cost lower in a heartbeat if the industry as a concept weren't unambiguously an absolute scam.

My ice pick got stuck in some guy's skull..... Otherwise, it's been alright.

Okay? He also hasn't been politically relevant for 2 decades. What's your point?

Uh.... What's his stupid book?

Al Gore? Dude, what year do you think it is?

Same reason I haven't: I don't know.

Your life sounds joyless.

Wait, so when you've bragged about the pension making you set for life, you meant set for a few years until SS kicks in........................... assuming the Trump administration doesn't slit Social Security's throat.

Wtf are you even attempting to say?

Mine does because I eat too much Taco Bell.

Packard having no interest in life beyond numbers on Credit Karma is actually kinda sad.

I don't care. That doesn't change whether or not it's inherently impressive. It isn't, by the way.