naraku360

This is false. Sex offenders are much more likely to have sex than Zeni.

Fixed for accuracy.

No, your penis will never be attractive. Sorry. ::HMM::

How hot is she?

I thought you were going to say "a shitsnacking fucktard," but "Zenigundam" is close enough.

Calling Tic a retarded t-rex is an insult to retarded t-rexes.

That running was more exercise than you'd ever dream of doing from your mother's cellar.

Frisky Dingo

Those look like fat kid shoes. Suitable.

Wow, captivating. I'm sure this is something people care about. ::]::

No, not from you at least.

Who are you again?

I think I've seen pictures of Buddy's gf. She's not even close to as heavy as you.

You're not very good at teaching yourself a lesson in how to get a date.

You are fat.

Trying to plot out your big assault on the grade school you flunked out of?

And weight puts additional strain on joints. This is common sense, fuggs.

I never said it did, you dumb cow. I said the phrasing made me laugh.

You know, this prompted me to look up the definition of obesity to see if it included a clause about being unhealthily fat. Needless to say, I loled at the phrase "the condition of being grossly fat". Fuggs is grossly fat and proud of it.

HarmonQuest is pretty great.

You had sex with your couch because she wouldn't? Wut?

Your dislike of them brings me a newfound appreciation for them.