naraku360

Cheater.

That's a downside. You cheated.

I wish I had a wish that had no downside.

It's entirely you. :it:

Silly LB.... Tic can't have kids. That requires something Tic has none of: sex.

It's hard for Tic to tell the difference since he eats spunk like Bucket in a room made of Häagen-Dazs.

That's unfortunate.

Lame comeback.

You always:

Yup.

https://youtu.be/uvSEUe1dPSQ

This is what you fap to? That, my friend, is truly nasty.

I never finished season 2.

He only eats at Panera.

I mean, if I couldn't get anything else I would. Food stamps are fine, I don't think I'd need them for a while though. That and I seem to be on a winning streak with the job search. I seem to be in the running for 2/2 applications. Just sent in another, and if I get that one I'm bailing on the first 2.

I might accidentally get hired for 2 jobs and have to decide between them, then hopefully quit both if I get hired for a better 3rd job. Whoops. |::

Yet, I've still had much more sex than you. You beta.

Congrats.

Strange that a virgin gets laid more often than you. Beta.

If you're getting shunned, it's because you are the beta.